May 17, 2006

Will You Still Need Me

or will You Bleed me? When I'm Sixty-Four.....And the answer is...

CNN:On Wednesday, (Paul) McCartney, who turns 64 next month, posted a message on his personal Web site saying that he was upset over suggestions that Mills McCartney had simply married him for his fortune
I'm not worried about the money thing, it's like a prophesy! Paul is one of my faves. Sad.
When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now.
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine.
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.
You'll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.
I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride,
Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.
Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera Chuck & Dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four.(Lennon/McCartney)

Posted by: Howie at 02:21 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 But don't all sweet young hotties dream of marrying dottering old men?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 17, 2006 04:57 PM (0yYS2)

2 Sir Paul said that he announced their breakup so Heather could 'have a leg-up' on the media on this story.

Posted by: Steve Sharon at May 17, 2006 08:41 PM (L8hzy)

3 Heather demanded the split because Paul started calling her by a nickname everytime she walked. He called her "Norwegian Wood." She considers this cruel and unusual punishment.

Posted by: Steve Sharon at May 17, 2006 08:43 PM (L8hzy)

4 Most people believe that if this becomes a divorce proceeding, Sir Paul should throw Heather onto a landmine.

Posted by: Steve Sharon at May 17, 2006 08:44 PM (L8hzy)

5 Yesterday, All my money seemed not far away, Now it looks as though half's gone today, Oh I believe in Yesterday. Suddenly, Im not half as rich as I used to be There's a divorce hanging over me, Oh I believe in Yesterday. Why she had to go, now I know, she will not stay, I said grow a new leg, now I long for yesterday... Yesterday, Had a wife who when she tried to stay, Wasnt cause she couldnt hop away, Oh I believe in Yesterday. Why, she, had to go I dont know, she wore the leg Now, she's, hopping mad,and more rich, than yesterday... Yesterday, I thought everything with her was fine, Now I wish she'd trip over a landmine, Oh I believe in Yesterday, Limp limp limp, limp, limp limp limp!

Posted by: Steve Sharon at May 17, 2006 08:53 PM (L8hzy)

6 Paul and I are the same age and I've wondered why my hair is freakin totally grey and his is not. Could it be he dyes it? John was always my favorite anyway.

Posted by: Badeye at May 18, 2006 05:12 AM (jThLx)

7 What goes around, comes around. He slammed the "older generation" in the song, now he has become his own icon.

Posted by: Chief RZ at May 18, 2006 11:57 AM (rFh3M)

8 True, Chief. Irony, like revenge, is best served cold.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 18, 2006 04:42 PM (0yYS2)

9 Paul and I are the same age and our hair is the same color. Paul will miss Heather's hooters for sure. Anyway, I would. Ah! getting old is a pain in the ass. If I had to do it over again, I wouldn't.

Posted by: greyrooster at May 19, 2006 09:10 PM (AWtJU)

10 Seriosly, in London, this was THE headline of the week.

Posted by: Rusty at May 23, 2006 10:24 AM (JQjhA)

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