June 12, 2006

Who Buys This Crap? (Pun Intended)

So there I am, sitting on the gilded Editor In Chief Pro Tempore throne, minding my own business and thumbing through the latest edition of Entertainment Weekly (shutup, bastards) when I notice that the Dixie Chick's latest..uh..album is in week 2 at the top of the charts.

The natural question is in the title of the post.

But then I notice the numbers. And the undisguised attempt to put lipstick on a pig:

Life may be twice as "Nice" for the Chicks, still on top in week 2 with 271,000, a less than 50% drop

I think they scored around 500 large with the first week, and 271 large this week, with a grand total of about 871,000 plus-minus sold.

In a nation of 280,000,000 people.

What an accomplishment. I felt better after thinking about that.

I like irony. The anti-American Dixies Chick's defiant, triumphant return to the CD shelves dropped almost 50% in the same week that Kos had his Konvention.

In his shining city on the hill, Reagan smiles.

Posted by: Vinnie at 10:55 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 I heard that they cancelled 40%(?) of their concerts in the states due to stagnant ticket sales. They're trying to spin it as "broadening their fan base abroad" as they try to book dates in Candada. Maybe some Jihadis there will want to go, after all...the Dixie Chicks hate BOOOOSH too.

Posted by: mrclark at June 12, 2006 11:53 PM (4QhQ1)

2 Sooper-sikret message to Vinnie: Does Mrs. aut Morire know you're rummaging through her mags in search of fashion tips?

Posted by: Rusty at June 13, 2006 04:46 PM (RwmBV)

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