***Breaking News, Must Cite Jawa Report***

Violent demonstrations have erupted in ToonTown over incorrect remarks made about the revered 'toons Tom and Jerry (PBUT) by an Iranian professor.

Luckily, no 'toons have been killed or injured as of yet, due to the remarkable ability of these creatures to regenerate themselves.

Rumors are circulating that half-human, half 'toon The Mask is mobilizing a group of heavily armed 'toons to tunnel their way into Tehran and exact revenge, with close air support provided by Marvin the Martian and Duck Dodgers.

A source close to the action told me "Being called a Zionist plot is a badge of honor, that's not the problem. But when they associate the great Tom and Jerry with the lame ass studio that gave us pap like The Little Mermaid, it's time for war."

We'll keep you updated as events warrant.

Update: Bikini Bottom has joined in the uproar. In a misguided attempt at anti-toon defiance, the Tehran Times published the following caricature of the Prophet Squarepants (PBUH).

Warning: Graphic image below Trust me, you don't want to go there...
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Posted by: Vinnie at 01:23 PM | Comments (12) | Add Comment
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1 Holy smokes! They didn't.. oh no.. not tom and jerry! LMAO.. hillarious keep it up love g

Posted by: girish at February 25, 2006 01:51 PM (IpuE8)

2 TOM AND JERRY are in hiding and wheres ROGER and JESSICA RABBIT? and what about BENNY THE CAB and BABY HERMAN are they in dire danger?

Posted by: sandpiper at February 25, 2006 02:10 PM (AQZCQ)

3 This afternoon I was doing some wood work. After sawing a plank I noticed that I had a small cut on my finger. Then it dawned on me - the Jews made the Ark of the Covenant out of wood! I had just falling victim to a Zionist plot whereby all of the world's timber was specially treated to have splinters which would cause immeasurable pain, suffering and even bleeding, thus requiring treatment from Jewish doctors at the hospital. It's all a Zionist scheme to subjugate the world and control its money!

Posted by: Graeme at February 25, 2006 04:50 PM (sZ5tQ)

4 You realize that you're going to straight to Hell for blaspheming Spongebob, don't you?

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at February 25, 2006 06:25 PM (RHG+K)

5 My eyes. The goggles do nothing!

Posted by: Robert Savage at February 25, 2006 06:40 PM (CnDtU)

6 Ithink people aare reading more into toons than is really there. Remember the gay teletubbies and gay Patrick and SpongeBob Squarepants. These religously intolerant of Christianity and Islam are actually quite similar.

Posted by: john ryan at February 25, 2006 09:26 PM (TcoRJ)

7 Yes, John I was thinking the same thing when I read about Christians burning down PBS's office, and holding up signs threatening to behead the producer. Oh wait. that didn't happen.

Posted by: dave at February 25, 2006 09:55 PM (CcXvt)

8 The Toons are handicapped by the fact that the traitor Bert has already turned over most of their classified information to the Other Side.

Posted by: Joseph Hertzlinger at February 25, 2006 10:27 PM (HEEUr)

9 John Ryan: "quite similar?" Hmmm. By your logic, may I also say that Satanism and Christianity are quite similar? Both believe in the supernatural, both honor invisible beings, and both have worship services.

Posted by: gunjam at February 25, 2006 11:29 PM (v3tHm)

10 I like pie. Sometimes, I choose pudding.

Posted by: Vinnie at February 26, 2006 12:10 AM (f289O)

11 GI Joe is mobilizing for an invations as we speak.. Cobra is on the back burner and Islam is be saying, 'Now we Know' soon

Posted by: The Other Dave at February 26, 2006 02:03 PM (aynOR)

12 BUGS BUNNY,DAFFY DUCK and ELMER FUDD are now under goverment protection THE TRANSFORMERS and getting ready to ROLL OUT and POKEMON are hiding

Posted by: sandpiper at February 26, 2006 02:46 PM (1mdPR)

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