May 10, 2006

The Post Where *I* Defend Jeff Goldstein's Honor

I've had panic attacks.

For some reason, although I know what's causing it, I swear I'm having a heart attack.

The root cause is my screwed up shoulder and back. If I move a certain way, or do a certain thing, it causes pain in my chest muscles.

Since my left shoulder is a constant source of misery to me, thanks to chronic tendinitis, the combination of of chest pains with left arm pain triggers the attack.

I haven't seen a doctor about it, nor even mentioned it to anybody but my wife until now. Mainly because the first couple of times it happened, I ended up realizing that I really wasn't having a heart attack, and that it was my screwy left shoulder causing the pain.

Maybe it will help me by telling you about it. Writing about it seemed to have helped Ace.

I still get the pain in the chest, and in the left arm, and the first thought in my head is "heart attack!" Which, of course, causes the heart to start racing. And the brain to start irrationalizing. I must be a mild case, though, I can usually talk myself out of it.

I will always get great mirth out of a group of people who will lambast a Conservative for ingesting a legal substance, be it Klonopin, alcohol, or nicotine, but will defend to the death a meth addict who robs and murders.

Maybe they should be reminded that Liberalism is a mental disorder, and far more people suffer from it than those who have panic attacks.

Then again, like they would give a crap anyway.

Posted by: Vinnie at 10:49 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 Given the conditions in which we live, the occasional panic attack is just a sign of sanity.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 11, 2006 08:08 AM (0yYS2)

2 Yep, I would expect most bloggers are "high energy people". If you live that hard and productive and have all those irons in the fire it happens. Those who have nothing to do or nothing to loose hardly ever have panic attacks.

Posted by: Howie at May 11, 2006 08:32 AM (D3+20)

3 I can FIX your shoulder, or teach you over the phone how to have your wife fix your shoulder. Power stretching....and I've got the perfect stretch for you. Email me. You'll feel better in 10 minutes. Promise.

Posted by: suemac at May 11, 2006 08:44 AM (1fK6i)

4 Sounds to me like Sue is offering a *tantric* cure (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more)

Posted by: Rusty at May 11, 2006 09:37 AM (JQjhA)

5 I thought we were supposed to be beyond looking down on a person because they seek help to maintain mental health. Isn't that what the liberals taught us years ago? Seems there are a bunch of them who missed school that day. Would they make fun of a cripple?

Posted by: Retread at May 11, 2006 10:16 AM (mtsTe)

6 I have a very amusing right knee, which will "pop" if I have it bent in just the wrong way, as happens when I am squatting down. I am invariably left writhing on the ground in agony for a few seconds until the knee corrects its position and the pain stops. Good for laughs at parties, restaurants, in the office, and especially at home while doing yard work, my trick knee is well-known to my family. So if I do have an actual hear attack, they will see me writhing on the floor and think I'm only showing off my knee again....

Posted by: austin Mike at May 12, 2006 11:06 AM (X2/XB)

7 Ever had any tests for tachycardia? Sometimes it can cause the same sensations of pain.

Posted by: The Babaganoosh at May 12, 2006 06:37 PM (v1W1X)

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