May 09, 2006

The Post in Which I Protect Jeff Goldstein's Honor

I'm not sure at what point Jeff Goldstein became the whipping boy for the Left. Whatever he's doing, I'm jealous.

Exhibit A: Atrios' plan for a progressive tomorrow, when not advocating tax hikes and a return to paper ballots, includes this ditty: Imprison Jeff Goldstein for crimes against humanity for his neverending stupidity

Ouch, calling Jeff stupid. Neener, neener, neerner, Jeff is stupid and I is so smart.

Exhibit B: Thesaurus Rex calls Jeff an asshole. To show in said argument that Jeff is, indeed, an asshole, Rex points readers to Jeff's ode to Klonopin.

Because nothing says asshole more than drug humor.

Exhibit C: Jane Hamsher's diatribe against Jeff, which, to be honest, starts out incoherent and then, well, just goes downhill from there.

I'm sooo smart because I know reallity, while Jeff is sooo dumb because he swallowed the Bush-Rove pill.

Collectively, the three posts add up to a total waste of time. They are no more nor less than a bunch of tired cliches mixed with insults.

So, why did I waste my time reading them? Just to let Jeff know that somebody out here has his back.

Now go give Jeff some cash and tell him that Rusty sent you.

Posted by: Rusty at 05:41 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 I'm jealous too. I'd kill for clicks like that. I suppose, though, it has something to do with talent, and I have that in short supply. And if Jane Hamsher et al. are your enemies, I'd say you've lived a pretty good life.

Posted by: j.d. at May 09, 2006 07:00 PM (dsf6B)

2 Who in the hell is Jane Hamsher?

Posted by: jesusland joe at May 10, 2006 05:38 AM (rUyw4)

3 The idea that Goldstein--having a "conversation" with a bottle of Klonopin(!)--can elicit such a torrent of vitriol from a bunch of assholes is friggin' comedy gold!, and sets a new standard for moonbat baiting.

Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin at May 10, 2006 07:20 AM (kd/kM)

4 Are you sure it's Hamsher? Because gerbils are commonly confused with Hamshers.

Posted by: tee bee at May 10, 2006 10:24 AM (q1JHF)

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