Caption this photo of Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (sorry, Mahmoud is just a figurehead) being conceived:
Since you dirty rotten bastards didn't email me with your choices in last week's contest, I may petulantly refuse to judge this one on my own, therefore, it's possible that no fatwas may be issued.
But then, it is an election year, and I must pander to my base, even though I'm only running for Employee of the Day.
Alright, you twisted my arm. Fatwas issued Monday.
Entries containing the terms "Dock" "Shack" "Elle" "Russ" "Tea" "Fjord" "Tore" will be given special consideration.
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Duke lacrosse player Arnold Ziffel has just been charged with rape by Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong. He claims this picture demonstrates that it was rape and not consentual.
Defense Attorney Oscar Meyer, representing the accused, said the resulting baby, Mohammad, Piggly Wiggly Khamenei, will testify for the defense.
Posted by: Steve Sharon at May 13, 2006 10:58 PM (lw1hz)
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Like any good Muslim, Ahmad has nightmares that Allah turned him into a pig just so he can screw the infidel pigs to his heart's content and then some. He is a bit russ tee at first, eventually he manages to shack a sow and didn't care where he did it.
And then he wakes up..."Achmed! We can't undock!"
Posted by: Macker at May 13, 2006 11:17 PM (DkX3N)
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Much to his wife's embarrasment, Russian professor and weblog superstar, Docktorevanova Russteaski Shackellefjodputinchev eagerly yelled at the animals: "C'MON BOY! SQUEAL LIKE A PIGGY!" That night at the hotel he was to discover that during a romantic encounter, whistling "Dueling Banjos" is not considered to be sexy.
Posted by: Graeme at May 14, 2006 04:59 AM (8HtYp)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 14, 2006 12:36 PM (tGTSA)
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Who are the winners from last week? I'm not seeing anything posted. Am I missing it?
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/cat_caption_contest_polls.php
Posted by: Don Long at May 14, 2006 01:49 PM (Sh6zH)
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After his press conference, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad exchanges the traditional Iranian Hog Log with Helen Thomas in front of the 1,000 Martyrs Luxury Truck Stop and Sewage Treatment Plant.
Posted by: Sig94 at May 14, 2006 02:29 PM (BnMdL)
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Glen Godwin's Mother, and Wife combine to make the ultimate incestuous ménage àtrois for him.
Posted by: davec at May 14, 2006 02:31 PM (CcXvt)
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Well EXCUSE us Mr. bigshot Ayatollah, but pigs need rumpy pumpy too. And, at least, we just do it with each other.
Posted by: n.a. palm at May 14, 2006 03:28 PM (j+fNE)
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Quit calling me the other white meat.
I have a name!
Posted by: jack at May 14, 2006 05:18 PM (jRY/a)
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Female pig says "R.U.N R.U.N. R.U.N."
Posted by: Howie at May 14, 2006 08:18 PM (D3+20)
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Scratch that, change to receiving pig says, "R.U.N R.U.N R.U.N"
Posted by: Howie at May 14, 2006 08:20 PM (D3+20)
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Text caption: Makin' MoHAMmad!
Photoshop
entry.
Send the fatwa my way.
Posted by: Aaron's cc: at May 15, 2006 12:07 AM (ov6Vw)
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Outside the love "Shack", the Ayatollah "Docked" in "Elle" "Fjord" de Porque.
Mahmoud was all "Tore" up about being left out of the fun and had to content himself with "Tea"-bagging with his backyard goat, "Russ".
Posted by: Aaron's cc: at May 15, 2006 12:14 AM (ov6Vw)
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"Two things: One, don't ever tell the other animals about this. This thing here is between me, you and mister "soon to be living the rest of his short-ass pig life in agonizing pain" rapist here. Two, you leave the farm tonight, and when you're gone, you STAY gone or you'll BE gone. You lost all your farm privileges."
Posted by: Don Long at May 15, 2006 01:12 AM (r+067)
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A woman yelled 'f@cking pig' at me as she drove past, so I yelled 'stupid cow' at her, drove around the corner and ran into...
(riffing on lame joke thats been around for years)
Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 15, 2006 04:09 AM (tGTSA)
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Obligatory Star Wars quote:
Pig Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Pig Five: Stay on target.
Pig Leader: We're too close!
Pig Five: Stay on target.
Pig Leader: Loosen up!!
Non-Star Wars caption:
"Thanks Vinnie, for making me stare at two humping pigs to come up with this half-ass quote."
Posted by: Venom at May 15, 2006 09:03 AM (dbxVM)
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"I swear Massoud, this is how the stolen American documents say we can enrich uranium."
Posted by: JustPlainJoe at May 15, 2006 11:23 AM (Xj6+u)
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" I won't squeal if you don't! "
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 15, 2006 12:12 PM (FCC6c)
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Caption contest hell.
How did you get a picture of actus being conceived?
Posted by: RLS at May 15, 2006 02:20 PM (Lh7Vt)
Posted by: hondo at May 15, 2006 02:39 PM (SeBrl)
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Once docked on the right side of the Fjord, Russ found he was able to get the incident with the pig reduced to just follow too close.
Posted by: Rodney Dill at May 15, 2006 05:27 PM (tGTSA)
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Bin Laden and Mohammed at it again.
Posted by: greyrooster at May 18, 2006 08:06 AM (rkBMw)
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Or is it last gasp larry and john ryan?
Posted by: greyrooster at May 19, 2006 10:28 PM (AWtJU)
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look again greyroastdick, it's all you!
Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 19, 2006 11:21 PM (FCC6c)
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