August 05, 2005

Ted Rall is Morally Retarded

And, apparently, mentally retarded as well. Certainly, he is ethically challenged and devoid of even a basic concept of logic.

How else to explain the intellectually bankrupt editorial that appeared on Tuesday with Rall's name attached?

The actual piece is long and tedious (visit the link if you're an insomniac), highlighting Ted's failings as a writer, with a clichéd and sophomoric message telegraphed by the subtitle, Americans Cheer Fictional Insurgents, Real-Life Invaders.

Ted hypothesizes an invasion of the United States by Iceland. Here's an excerpt that tells you everything you need to know:

The humiliation is total. Icelandic forces pass out decks of cards depicting the faces of former senators, governors and generals. They shoot deposed leader George W. Bush's twin daughters and air images of their bloody, mutilated faces on state television. They print photos of Bush, haggard and obviously abused in his secret prison, wearing nothing but underwear.
Yes, Ted is still trying to paint up that tired old tart, Moral Equivalence.

Ted sees no difference between the Bush twins and Uday and Qusay Hussein. No difference between President Bush and Saddam Hussein. No difference between Tariq Aziz and Scott McClellan. No difference between Chemical Ali and Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NYC).

Well Ted, there is a difference - a profound one. One large part of that difference is that you're allowed to think and write the things that you do without fear of arrest, or imprisonment, or death.

The only thing you really have to fear is that your primary audience won't be stuck at an average mental age of fifteen forever.

Cross-posted at The Dread Pundit Bluto.

Posted by: Bluto at 11:32 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Who in the hell is this son of a bitch? Can't help but feel like strangling the bastard. He needs to be deported with the rest of the Muslims in our country! Yes, I know that makes me sound a little radical, but this guy and people like him defame our country and those of us who have risked our lives to serve it, and those that continue to risk their lives to serve it. The SOB deserves to be sent away to live with Usama.

Posted by: Richard at August 06, 2005 12:47 AM (xFeJi)

2 It almost makes me wish I could see them saw his head off.

Posted by: Carlos at August 06, 2005 01:04 AM (8e/V4)

3 And where does Iceland find America's mass graves? Where are Bush's killing fields and torture chambers? What about Bush's fourty palaces built with money intened to feed poor Americans? (Fits better with Kerry) Ted Rall is only half the problem. Someone paid him for this piece of work and published it. We all have the right to free speech and with my blog I can get my word out just like him. But he makes money off his work and has a bigger megaphone. I Wonder, perhaps I can cash in too by writing for moonbat consumption.....

Posted by: Fred Fry at August 06, 2005 07:12 AM (RPY7Q)

4 It's obvious that Ted Rall's imagination is limited to the absurd. If he would use that imagination to conjure up images of what it would really be like to live under those regimes like Saddam's, Castro's or the Taliban he would see that what he's doing is marginalizing the suffering of those who DO live under such oppression. Everytime I think it can't get worse, someone like Ted raises their ugly head.

Posted by: Oyster at August 06, 2005 08:44 AM (YudAC)

5 Amerikka has a lot of mass graves- your house is probably sitting on one. Amerikkka's founding fathers were mass murderers, worse than Hussein and Hitler combined. Ted Rall speaks the truth- wake up and move back to Europe before we take over this government and deport all you euro-peons. This land will always be NATIVE.

Posted by: geronimo at August 06, 2005 09:23 AM (mUjDm)

6 One can only take pity on the native Americans and their pathetic condition. Leave them to their ranting, it's all they have.

Posted by: Carlos at August 06, 2005 10:26 AM (8e/V4)

7 Geez, Geronimo, don't you think 9:23AM is a bit early to be hitting the bottle?

Posted by: Freren at August 06, 2005 12:12 PM (BUMBR)

8 "No difference between Chemical Ali and Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NYC)." well .. at least he's 1 for _.

Posted by: Jonathan at August 06, 2005 12:55 PM (vmfvx)

9 Sometimes I read Ted Rall and believe that he must be some super-ultra-deep-cover embedded right-wing satirist posing as Ted Rall, insane Communitwit. How else to explain how profoundly, ridiculously terrible his "editorials" are?

Posted by: Alex Nunez at August 06, 2005 08:33 PM (tRisi)

10 Gees Geronimo: I guess you were better off before the white man brought you horses. Walking is such good excersize. How does one hunt buffalo without a horse? You were probably better off without metal. Always better to cut a tree down with a rock. No domesticated animals? Never fear, the white man showed you how to build a fence. The wheel? Really complicated. To bad you never figured it out. You simple minded ass, shut up, before we tell you the rest. Silly savage.

Posted by: greyrooster at August 07, 2005 10:56 PM (9Dlss)

11 I recall hearing on WImP (Wisconsin Public Radio) around the time we went into Afghanistan someone asking if we bombed Timothy McVeigh's neighborhood. Idiots.

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at August 07, 2005 10:56 PM (d/JUe)

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