October 20, 2004

Team America: World Police Blog Reviews (UPDATED)

I saw Team America: World Police last night with the only other Bush supporter on the floor and a Chomsky loving lesbo (the real kind, not the hot ones on TV)--what better way to spend a night out on the town with the guys? No small task for a guy with three kids, but Mrs. Shackleford was so impressed by my birthday gift that she yielded to my endless whining about the movie. As I've already noted so many times, I've been waiting for this movie for months.

What did I think of Team America: World Police? One of the funniest movies ever made. The funniest movie ever.

I laughed so often and so hard that today I have a laughing hangover. I'm being totally seriously here. My body is literally--physically-- sore this morning. I don't think I'll be able to smile for a week.

I'm not much of a list maker, but I've been axing myself how Team America: World Police compares to other movies? Here's my top five list of all time funniest movies:

1) Team America: World Police "F**k yeah!"
2) Blazing Saddles "The sherrif is a ni--"
3) Animal Crackers "How the elephant got in my pajamas I'll never know."
4) The Jerk "I was born a poor black child."
5) Pearl Harbor "I think World War II just started."

Here's what the right blogosphere is saying about Team America: World Police:

Sullie-"Parker and Stone are now indisputably the comic geniuses of their generation. The point of the movie is not nihilism - it's sanity. Sanity against the moronic ra-ra pro-Americanism of many in the Bush camp...."
-Demosophist-"It's like [Sullie] saw a different movie than I did."
-Roger L. Simon-"...loved the film."
-Russell Wardlow-"High art, it ain't, but I've never laughed so hard in a movie theater before."
-Charles Johnson-"I highly recommend Team America. ItÂ’s a technical tour-de-force, with deliberately retro-cheesy puppets and incredible sets, and a decidedly anti-idiotarian take on the major issues."
-John Hawkins-"I can tell you that this is a dream movie for South Park Republicans who support fighting the war on terrorism & love to watch liberals being mocked mercilessly"
-Fritz Schranck-I havenÂ’t laughed that hard in a good while....Go see this movie--for America.
-Leopold Stotch-"Trey Parker and Matt Stone have done it again in what I say without hyperbole is one of the finest films ever made. I'm seriously."
-Flea-"You know you are in the right place when the first words to scroll across the screen are "Paris, France" and everybody starts laughing. "
-Jon of Aaargh!-"Now, if you haven't already, go see the movie.
-Pink Kitty-"The Empress gives it all paws up (but not in that French surrender kind of way.) Funniest movie of 2004. "
-Lord Floppington- "I thought it was great....Unlike Micheal Moore, you get the feeling Parker and Stone actually love this country, even when they take jabs at our foreign policy."
-Dean Esmay-"Team America: F*** Yeah! Can't. Stop. Laughing."
-Sean Hackbarth-"The Michael Moore antidote...hysterical..."
-Ian S.-"In terms of raw laughs per minute itÂ’s easily the funniest movie IÂ’ve ever seen."
-Citizen Smash-"Even funnier than Pearl Harbor!"
-Leftorium-"...unbelievably hilarious."
-BummerDietz-"It's funny. A Hollywood crowd guffawed throughout."
-Cigarette Smoking Man from the X-Files-"I made the mistake of bringing a large coke in there with me and couldn't drink a drop for fear of it coming out my nose, I was laughing so hard."
-Pennywit-"Go see Team America."
-Peter at SFSignal-"After watching this movie, it was some time before I stop saying my Ls as Rs..."
-Kate at Texas Gary-"The whole shebang was beyond awesome..."
-SondraK- "I recovered quickly from my shock and proceeded to laugh my ass off."
-Matt at Overtaken by Events-"Funny as hell."
-Rita at Res Ipsa Loquitur-"Oh. My. God. I laughed so much my face hurts."
-Laurence Simon-"Three word movie review: America, f*ck yeah!"
-Sissy Willis-"Four paws for 'Team America'"
-Bloodspite-"anything that makes Mikey Moore to be a hot dog cramming fat blob can't be all bad!"
-Cranky Neocon-"..it was Airplane! style farce with with enough over-the-top shock value to bring my inner 14 year old back to life."


PS-When I first started this roundup I didn't know Smash and Bloodspite over at Techography were also doing roundups. Thanks to both of them for providing some of the links.

(Cross-Posted at Anticipatory Retaliation)

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1 I'd dispute putting Sullivan on the "right" of the blogosphere (esp. given the quote you use)

Posted by: Christopher Cross at October 20, 2004 10:03 AM (wXGNs)

2 "No me gusta!!!," says randam latin american guy as the panama canal is blown to bits.

Posted by: BuffJason at October 20, 2004 10:21 AM (Y1JLC)

3 Yeah, but it just felt 'right' to put Sullie first.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at October 20, 2004 11:02 AM (JQjhA)

4 Ahh, a fellow Marx Brothers fan.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer at October 20, 2004 01:04 PM (6ByAP)

5 I've been wanting to go to this movie, but baseball kept getting in the way (and growing my viewable scalp as I tear more and more hair out of my head). Whatver happens tonight, I go to the movie tomorrow. At a matinee. While Da Wife is at work. Because she can't understand why Cartman is my favorite TV character, so I know she'll never get this flick.

Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin at October 20, 2004 03:13 PM (kiH79)

6 My gunged up stuff should now be fixed. (Y'wanna know what bites? Going around and saying, "Yes, Your Red Sox have won." And the reminding the dolts it has nothig to do with The Curse.) Just. Hadda. Say.

Posted by: TC-LeatherPenguin at October 21, 2004 12:28 AM (kiH79)

7 Don't forget, "Freedom costs a buck oh fahv . . ."

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at October 30, 2004 02:58 PM (kqBJN)

8 Try to look my site youÂ’ll find more than 1000 photos about tsunami disaster: the biggest reportage in the net. Tsunami is not over, dontÂ’ forget it

Posted by: DONLISANDER at January 27, 2005 06:45 AM (zTOnN)

9 pearl harbor sucked

Posted by: poopski at May 18, 2005 07:55 AM (PcB1M)

10 the best movie ever. Incredible

Posted by: mike at May 18, 2005 11:16 AM (bm7L7)

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Posted by: hgjhdjdhhhjsug at June 08, 2005 07:26 AM (67H1C)

12 the movie sucks...

Posted by: g78gjop at August 11, 2005 10:50 AM (4aKkh)

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