July 14, 2005

Taliban Spokesman: Al-Qaeda Escapees Are Safe

Apparently, the terrorists who escaped from the Bagram detention center are now in the southern part of Afghanistan.

From Reuters:

Four Arab al Qaeda militants who escaped from a heavily fortified U.S. detention center in Afghanistan this week reached a Taliban haven safely on Thursday, a spokesman for the guerrilla movement said.

"The Taliban found and recovered four al-Qaeda mujahideen (holy warriors) this morning," Taliban spokesman Abdul Latif Hakimi said from an undisclosed location.

Hakimi, whose information has often proved unreliable, declined to say where the escapees were, but added: "They are far away from Kabul. They are safe and now taking rest."

The Pakistani-based Afghan Islamic Press news agency quoted another, unnamed, Taliban spokesman as saying the men were in the south of the country. "They are alright. They had some bruises to their feet ... they are being given medicines."

Wait a minute! The Taliban has a spokesman? And, he's often unreliable? Say, whatever happened to Baghdad Bob?

Anyway, the escapees have been named and they come from four different countries, Syrian Abdullah Hashimi, Kuwaiti Mahmoud Ahmad Mohammad, Saudi Mahmoud Alfatahni, and Libyan Mohammad Hassan.

In the same report, a member of the Taliban leadership council, Mullah Dadullah, told Al Jazeera television that the group possessed anti-aircraft weapons and was seeking to obtain even more powerful arms.

Would it be possible to get spokesman Hakimi back on the line for a lengthy chat?

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Posted by: Mike Pechar at 02:31 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 Something tells me this escape may have had some help from the inside. Like from the MI guys. I'll bet a dollar those "escapees" are bugged somehow. I can imagine the conversation: "Welcome back Abdul, have you gained weight? I see those infidels made you eat all sorts of anti-islamic food. What's that sound? Airplanes, here? No, couldn't be..."

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 14, 2005 02:41 PM (0yYS2)

2 Remember those little bombs they put in Snake Pliskin's carotid arteries in "Escape from New York"? Or the one around Arnie's neck at the beginning of "The running man"? Why don't all arab prisoners have that device? 10 feet on the other side of the wall and "boom".

Posted by: King at July 14, 2005 02:43 PM (DIg3w)

3 I don't know King, maybe it's our sense of sportsmanship.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 14, 2005 02:47 PM (0yYS2)

4 I wonder if the escapees will report any Koran abuse.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at July 14, 2005 02:54 PM (x+5JB)

5 Lo-jacked mujahideens. Love it.

Posted by: RomeoDelta at July 14, 2005 02:56 PM (AHaCg)

6 Cool, now they can be whacked.

Posted by: Mad Dog Vinnie at July 14, 2005 03:32 PM (Kr6/f)

7 This Taliban "spokesman" is the same jackoff who falsely claimed that the Taliban had captured the last missing Navy SEAL and beheaded him. Lying sack of camel crap. "In the same report, a member of the Taliban leadership council, Mullah Dadullah, told Al Jazeera television that the group possessed anti-aircraft weapons and was seeking to obtain even more powerful arms." Taliban spokesman Hakami confirmed that the Taliban is close to obtaining a neutron death ray from the Planet Zardoz.

Posted by: Kevin at July 14, 2005 04:00 PM (pfvPv)

8 You forgot to mention that the death ray will be emplaced on their secret moon base and manned by Elvis.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 14, 2005 04:40 PM (0yYS2)

9 Quite right, Maximus. That was lost in translation.

Posted by: Kevin at July 14, 2005 06:17 PM (pfvPv)

10 "Mullah Dadullah" ? Where do these guys get these names?

Posted by: Oyster at July 15, 2005 06:07 AM (YudAC)

11 And you can't play the "banana-fanna-fo-fanna" song with them either.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 15, 2005 07:15 PM (0yYS2)

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