Yes this week we have had interviews with the Taliban on MSNBC. In said interviews Taliban leaders have stated that a terrible campaign of suicide bombers was at hand. Of course they never lie about that.

MSNBC: “More than 200 Taliban have registered themselves for suicide attacks with us which shows that a Muslim can even sacrifice his life for the well-being of his faith. Our suicide attackers will continue jihad [holy war] until Americans and all of their Muslim and non-Muslim allies are pulled out of the country,” he said.

Wait a minute scratch that. The total is now 198.

ABCNEWS Australia : Two would-be suicide bombers have blown themselves up while strapping on explosives in an Afghan town bordering Pakistan, police said.

Wait...I...I...must stop laughingÂ…hold onÂ…Â….

Uh, good job boys. Really the Taliban are a joke right? Fight on you morons. I see things are going just as we planned.

Aria points out that 198 is the correct total I had a roadside bomb confused with a suicide bomber. I looked around a bit but I'll take Ariya's advice and fisk the total.

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1 Don't you mean 198?

Posted by: Ariya at December 29, 2005 02:37 PM (uxW3N)

2 After futher digging it appears the other was a roadside bomb. I could have sworn there was an other suicide bomber.

Posted by: Howie at December 29, 2005 02:44 PM (D3+20)

3 Agent Smith says that the costs were internalised.

Posted by: Agent Smith at December 29, 2005 10:04 PM (TP7SP)

4 Ooooooh, a taliban offensive. We're in trouble now. Can anyone say Daisy Cutter?

Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at December 30, 2005 04:31 AM (CtVG6)

5 Has anyone heard the joke that goes "How do you stop a Taliban tank? You shoot the guys pushing it." Enough said.

Posted by: Jack's Smirking Revenge at December 30, 2005 04:35 AM (CtVG6)

6 Our guys in Afghanistan probably wish they'd get on with it, since they're getting tired of digging them out of their holes. Allah's warriors are nothing but goathumping pedersasts and allah is the god of rats and lice.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 30, 2005 08:19 AM (0yYS2)

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