August 09, 2005
Suicide Bombers Wore What?
The Counterterrorism Blog notes that experts are concerned about mall attacks in the US, and suggest we study the Israeli model of profiling and interdiction:
These guys have been watching way too much Queer Eye if you ask me. After all, these 72 virgins are supposed to be a lock, right? I mean, it's not like you've got to win them over. So why wouldn't you just go with your everyday sweaty male musk, mixed with the telltale aphrodisiac of cordite? Perfume? What? Evening in Paris do you think? Or Obsession? (OK, so I don't know squat about perfume. I smell vaguely like Budweiser most of the time.)
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Security guards need more training on that model, and mall customers need to recognize potential terrorists in their midst. Steve especially noted that one of the 7/7 London suicide bombers bought and wore perfume, apparently in preparation to meet his "72 virgins" as promised by jihadist propaganda.
These guys have been watching way too much Queer Eye if you ask me. After all, these 72 virgins are supposed to be a lock, right? I mean, it's not like you've got to win them over. So why wouldn't you just go with your everyday sweaty male musk, mixed with the telltale aphrodisiac of cordite? Perfume? What? Evening in Paris do you think? Or Obsession? (OK, so I don't know squat about perfume. I smell vaguely like Budweiser most of the time.)
Keep your noses peeled. It's your civic duty.
(Cross-posted by Demosophist to Demosophia, Anticipatory Retaliation and The Jawa Report)
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I smell like home brew; which is decidedly better than Bud -excluding time it costs a lot less. We need to dispatch the terrorists to their virgins at a much faster rate. Past time to get serious on this war. PC is killing too many people; not just here but all over the world. It does seem that the Brits are starting to figure this out.
Posted by: Rod Stanton at August 09, 2005 03:28 PM (03F0I)
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Hey! This might be worthy of a followup post. How about some terrorist perfume names? Like:
Davidoff: Detonation
Ralph Lauren: Insurgence
Old Spice, Sweaty Camel Balls edition
Posted by: RomeoDelta at August 09, 2005 03:35 PM (AHaCg)
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Rod said:
Davidoff: Detonation
Ralph Lauren: Insurgence
Old Spice, Sweaty Camel Balls edition
I think I smell a looming caption contest.
Posted by: Demosophist at August 09, 2005 03:46 PM (IbWE6)
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Having personal experience of "eau d'goatfucker", from my unfortunately close proximity with them in Saudi Arabia, I can attest that there is not enough perfume in the world.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 09, 2005 04:11 PM (0yYS2)
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