July 13, 2005

Stop Urging, Start Making

WaPo:

Syria Urged To End Islamic Jihad Support

WASHINGTON -- Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is insisting that
Syria end its support for Islamic Jihad, the Palestinian group believed
to be responsible for killing four Israelis Tuesday in a suicide
bombing.

That's about as likely as these:

N.O.W. Urged To End Radical Feminism Support

PeTA Urged To End Animal Rights Support

Greenpeace Urged To End Environmentalism Support

Dr. Rusty Shackleford Urged To End War On Terror Support

You get the picture.

And why are we urging Syria when we can make Syria?

Also posted at Vince Aut Morire.

Posted by: Vinnie at 03:28 PM | Comments (13) | Add Comment
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1 What about "Filthy Urged to Bathe Regularly"?

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at July 13, 2005 03:30 PM (x+5JB)

2 Wasn't Syria already made by Iran?

Posted by: Editor at July 13, 2005 03:35 PM (adpJH)

3 Lets add an "or else".....snicker..

Posted by: MIke at July 13, 2005 03:37 PM (fl6iN)

4 I think the message would get through better if it were delivered by precision guided bombs, like Regan's memo to Kadaffi.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 13, 2005 03:50 PM (0yYS2)

5 Israel urged to end it's existence.

Posted by: Gavriel Raanan at July 13, 2005 04:19 PM (HN8fV)

6 It's like "urging" your sociopathic neighbor to stop shooting at your kids with a BB gun.

Posted by: Oyster at July 13, 2005 04:37 PM (fl6E1)

7 That's like urging the Left not to be traitorous scum.

Posted by: Carlos at July 13, 2005 05:05 PM (8e/V4)

8 Again, Carlos, such urging is more effective if it causes massive trauma.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 13, 2005 06:20 PM (0yYS2)

9 Bra urged to end rack support.

Posted by: Eric J at July 13, 2005 07:29 PM (5PRM2)

10 Syria should be urged by 50,000 Marines with orders to take no prisoners.

Posted by: greyrooster at July 13, 2005 09:53 PM (CBNGy)

11 Goddamned likudnikrooster needs to put his money where his mouth is, join the friggin mercs over there in iraq and charge full tilt into syria.

Posted by: Downing Street Memo at July 14, 2005 09:04 AM (ScqM8)

12 So you think that the only choices are being a)Socialist b)Islamist or c) a soldier, Mr. Memo? Now I see why Britain is rapidly becoming a failed society.

Posted by: Not_Anonymous at July 14, 2005 10:09 AM (OdaXS)

13 You got it NA, to them, surrender is the first, last, and only option, and if anyone doesn't like it, then they can fight for the leftards' freedom.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 14, 2005 11:27 AM (0yYS2)

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