No, not Princess Leah (Carrie Fisher, D'oh!). No, not Queen Amidala (Natalie Portman, double-do'h!!) It's Bai Ling, who plays Senator Bana Breemu in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

According to nerd central theforce.net, Playboy magazine will show Bai Ling baring all in the June 2005 issue.

Interesting.

And what is Bail Ling's Senator Bana Breemu costume going to consist of in Episode III? According to Bai Ling, "IÂ’m all naked with tattoos on my body. You have to find out why when you see the movie.

Interesting.

Anything else we should know about you Bai Ling?

"There’s a provocative, seductive girl inside me. She’s the one who should be banned. She’s crazy, free, open and sexy. She makes me have a good time and wear sexy outfits. Except in the house: I’m always naked when I’m inside.”

Very Interesting.

What about Hot-Lesbo-Star-Wars-Chick-Pundit? Any thoughts?

“Sex with another woman is something I wanted to experience, so I did. I was in the Jacuzzi once with this woman and felt a connection. It wasn’t about her gender; she was an attractive woman and I was stimulated. I appreciate the way a woman makes love.”

Suddenly, I lost interest.

Obligatory Bai Ling photos follow of the (PG-13 sort, but maybe NSFW). Hat tip to Wine-aholic and with apologies to Kevin Nealon. Click for larger image

OTB link.

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1 So, what makes you lose interest all of a sudden?? Nothing wrong with a little HLA. /TJ ... NIF ... The Wide Awakes

Posted by: TJ at April 12, 2005 04:48 PM (PL7dL)

2 "I’m always naked when I’m inside.” Not the type of girl to take home to Mother.

Posted by: Young Bourbon Professional at April 12, 2005 05:02 PM (oVu08)

3 You gotta love how in the star wars movies the "senators" are all fuckable models, but real life senators look like scarecrows. See Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Carlos at April 12, 2005 06:34 PM (8e/V4)

4 Ha!

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at April 12, 2005 08:19 PM (JQjhA)

5 Note: Pelosi is not a senator. But, in photos I wish I had saved was a photo from the mid 90s, when the Carolina Panthers were established. Lauch Faircloth, Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond, and Bob Dole, in suits and Panther hats. It was like looking at the Four Senators of the Apocalypse. --|PW|--

Posted by: pennywit at April 13, 2005 06:31 AM (CqK13)

6 >>>"Note: Pelosi is not a senator." well that explains everything then. Too ugly to be senator.

Posted by: Carlos at April 13, 2005 07:58 AM (8e/V4)

7 If Pelosi is too ugly, then how did Boxer get in the door of the Senate chambers...

Posted by: Wine-aholic at April 13, 2005 10:18 AM (Wsn+K)

8 Obviously I missed much by not learning a second language -- otherwise today I could have been Bai-Ling-ual.

Posted by: McGehee at April 15, 2005 01:44 PM (S504z)

9 That was a real bad joke and iI saw it coming a mile a go.

Posted by: Jack at April 25, 2005 09:40 AM (yVXTt)

10 And it took you ten days to comment on it? [buffs fingernails] I AM da punster!

Posted by: McGehee at April 28, 2005 10:33 AM (S504z)

11 That woman has to be the most shameless whore prowling the streets. I mean, other actresses are sexy and over the top but try to make it seem accidental...this slut shows up everywhere with her nipple hanging out deliberately, acting boozed out as hell...at least I hope she's boozed out, someone that stupid had better be on something or I'm afraid for the future of humanity...

Posted by: emini at April 30, 2005 07:45 PM (kR1Fh)

12 Whore or not . . . I saw a picture of her in an outrageously hot costume holding a light saber. Anyone know of a link to this picture on line?

Posted by: Mark at May 04, 2005 07:02 PM (RnJws)

13 She is beautiful and very sexy. No doubt about it. And those nipples, my god!! How many women you have seen with such nipples. That is so inviting, the way it should be. Bai Ling : the true side of a love-goddess!!!

Posted by: Dash at May 10, 2005 11:16 AM (aIdVR)

14 [quoted from Young Bourbon Professional]: "I'm always naked when I'm inside." Not the type of girl to take home to Mother. Oh good grief; why the heck not? Who cares what she does when she's in the house? Especially if she's in the house with ME (if I'm the boyfriend)? I'm fairly certain she'd be dressed at her boyfriend's mother's house, for Pete's sake.

Posted by: First Defender at May 17, 2005 02:50 PM (IBcjh)

15 ... don't ruin it by making her get dressed all the time, I was still enjoying thinking about her being naked all the time ... /TJ

Posted by: TJ at May 19, 2005 07:07 PM (PL7dL)

16 Mark, you mean this one? http://www.tvshows.nu/article.php3?id_article=9578&img=bai-ling-playboy-june-2005-cover-0750.jpg

Posted by: Obi Wanker Nobi at June 01, 2005 01:28 PM (kJpdI)

17 ... nice ... (and still nothing wrong with a lil HLA!) /TJ

Posted by: TJ at June 02, 2005 08:03 PM (PL7dL)

18 Obi Wanker, That would be the one. Thanks! Ouch! Mark

Posted by: Mark at June 08, 2005 04:28 PM (jW8ik)

19 Umm.. ew.

Posted by: Chris at June 18, 2005 08:55 PM (G0FJy)

20 She's only popular because she's a slut. The Asian ones allways have to try to be more provocative than others to be kown. Big deal another asian girl naked. She doesn't look all that better than the regular girls I see in high school. Its just she shows off like a skank

Posted by: obi dork at June 24, 2005 09:48 PM (JVMTZ)

21 Ow baby!!! She's so hot ALL my fingers itch!

Posted by: Jake at July 18, 2005 05:10 PM (iOvw3)

22 Oh got that hair cut... so damn ugly. She's got no sense of fashion (well what can you expect in communist china back then) and the only way she can get attention is by stripping naked (read: no talent).

Posted by: Will at July 26, 2005 12:51 AM (NTCDk)

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