March 28, 2006

Sean Penn Has Ann Coulter Voodoo Doll

From Contact Music, via the Drudge Report:

Hollywood activist SEAN PENN has a plastic doll of conservative US columnist ANN COULTER that he likes to abuse when angry. The Oscar-winner actor has hated Coulter ever since she blacklisted his director father LEO PENN in her book TREASON. And he takes out his frustrations with Coulter, who is a best-selling author, lawyer and television pundit, on the Barble-like doll. In an interview with The New Yorker magazine, Penn reveals, "We violate her. There are cigarette burns in some funny places. She's a pure snake-oil salesman. She doesn't believe a word she says."
Pinkie the Sensuous Sailor, special Hollywood correspondent to The Dread Pundit Bluto, has learned that the "torture doll" is actually a specially modified full-size Corinthian leather "Courtney Love 3-Input Receptacle" model, which Penn uses for other purposes besides the symbolic abuse...

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Also posted at The Dread Pundit Bluto.

Posted by: Bluto at 11:54 AM | Comments (22) | Add Comment
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1 With his voodoo doll, Sean Penn has just illustrated in a microcosm the level at which the Left "debates" the Right these days. Just one big flaming war by a bunch of high school and college dropouts in Hollywood. Can you blame the guy? He's an illiterate college dropout with a stunted ability to communicate, whose only real skill is memorizing lines and pretending to be other people.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 28, 2006 12:10 PM (8e/V4)

2 Big deal. I violate my full-size Ann Coulter blow-up doll fortnightly.

Posted by: Rusty at March 28, 2006 12:22 PM (JQjhA)

3 "...Coulter is a best-selling author...) Yeah! Her audience is the 36% of lunatics who support Bush. That's best-selling all right. "...a pundit...". See the 36% mentioned above. ? "... a lawyer...". She graduated from a third-rate law school.

Posted by: Devil's Advocate at March 28, 2006 12:42 PM (Kv9eJ)

4 Think he kicks his dog too? What a child.

Posted by: Oyster at March 28, 2006 12:51 PM (rGS2g)

5 University of Michigan Law School is "third rate"? lol! It's one of the top law schools in the country you big dope.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 28, 2006 01:29 PM (8e/V4)

6 -what a stupid looking freak. Is he one of these actors with no college under his belt but has become an expert on foreign affairs, domestic policy, etc etc ?

Posted by: goesh at March 28, 2006 01:31 PM (1w6Ud)

7 and ps., not to mention she was editor of the law review at Michigan. In other words, college dropout Sean Pean would be mowing her lawn if he hadn't found a gig in Hollywood.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 28, 2006 01:31 PM (8e/V4)

8 If he hates her that much, why not offer to debate her publicly on the issues, instead of being the traitorous little coward he is and abusing a doll (something that I think qualifies as requiring therapy).

Posted by: Graeme at March 28, 2006 01:35 PM (N89lv)

9 We should get ourselves a SEAN PENN voodoo doll and stick pins in its rear end and bop it on the head with a hammer to show we dont care for his rotten acting and his putrid movies

Posted by: sandpiper at March 28, 2006 02:39 PM (UwJcR)

10 Ann Coulter doll? I bet that doll never shuts up.

Posted by: Leatherneck at March 28, 2006 02:45 PM (D2g/j)

11 I understand Sean turned to abusing the doll in frustration after failing to defeat it in debate.

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at March 28, 2006 03:08 PM (RHG+K)

12 Thanks Bluto, I needed to spray down my monitor with iced tea anyway.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 28, 2006 03:31 PM (0yYS2)

13 That boy ain't right. "I bet that doll never shuts up." And, it has Man Hands.

Posted by: CUS at March 28, 2006 03:33 PM (bbXZq)

14 He probably rescued that doll from the floodwaters of New Orleans. You did say "voodoo doll", now didn't you?

Posted by: jesusland joe at March 28, 2006 04:04 PM (rUyw4)

15 The fact that a grown man violates a doll in effigy is actually intensely disturbing if one thinks about it for a minute...

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 28, 2006 05:16 PM (0yYS2)

16

Ann Coulter doll? I bet that doll never shuts up.

I suspect it's one of these.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 28, 2006 05:46 PM (NmR1a)

17 Idiot looks like eraserhead

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 28, 2006 06:15 PM (WjdPM)

18 There's nothing wrong with hating Ann Coulter. I hate her too. She insulted a vietnam vet a few years ago. The poor guy is paralyzed.

Posted by: Derek Falkan at March 28, 2006 06:47 PM (CnDtU)

19 I do not hate Ann, I'm just saying...

Posted by: Leatherneck at March 28, 2006 07:26 PM (D2g/j)

20 Wow, just.... wow...

Posted by: LC CanForce 101 at March 28, 2006 07:52 PM (3smJS)

21 I personally find Coulter to be annoying. However, this is some freaky stalker-type stuff here.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at March 28, 2006 10:40 PM (GyNTD)

22 i have a sean penn doll that i abuse when i get angry i twist off the head and play hacky sack with it.

Posted by: Billy Faeth at March 28, 2006 11:06 PM (mBI/D)

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