December 27, 2005

Return of the Howie

Or Honey kitty is being a dildo again. Yes stupid cat jumped on my keyboard it has now hit the floor one too many times. I have keys “v and a” and that’s about it. Never fear I have a brand new Dell box of chicklets under my desk here. What ever happened to keyboards that you could beat a burgler within an inch of his life with and then to return typing?

Jordanian taken hostage.

CNN:In the video, part of which aired on the Arabic TV network Al-Arabiya, the militants called on Jordan to sever ties with the new Iraqi government. They also demanded the release of an Iraqi woman who says she planned to take part in last month's terrorist attacks in Amman.

Syrian Arrested for Lebanon Bombing.

CNN:Abdel-Qadar Abdel Qader was among three Syrian nationals detained earlier for questioning in the Dec. 12 killing of Tueni, who is also An-Nahar's top editor... ...The formal arrest followed issuance of a warrant by Lebanese military prosecutor Rashid Mizher based on telephone calls Qader made before and after the car bombing that killed Tueni and two of his bodyguards, a judicial official said on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the investigation.

More of Sadam's handy work discovered in Iraq.

FOXNEWS:Human rights organizations estimate that more than 300,000 people, mainly Kurds and Shiite Muslims, were killed and buried in mass graves during Saddam's 23-year rule, which ended when U.S.-led forces toppled his regime in 2003

Don't miss Michael Yon today as he discusses context.

The second montage by MSNBC, linked below, conveys the ultra-violence of nature against man, the cruelty of man against man, and helps explain why we want the world to be more like the impression we are left with after the “propaganda” montage. And yet, as someone who was out there experiencing some of what was depicted in both slide shows, it’s important to add that both are accurate in what they portray, while each is confined in scope. The difference is subtle, perhaps purely rhetorical. But the consequent impact, and how it influences public opinion, is something closer to cataclysmic.

Taliban blah blah blah.

AP via Yahoo News: In an interview late Sunday with The Associated Press, the commander, Mullah Dadullah, ruled out any reconciliation with the U.S.-backed government of President Hamid Karzai and claimed the country's new parliament — its first in more than 30 years, inaugurated last week — was "obedient to America."

So AP why did you not help us capture this POS. I mean you had him on the phone right?

Hot muslim chick contest. Below find images of OsamaÂ’s Niece Wafah and Indian tennis star Sania Mirza. I canÂ’t decide between them, I'm leaning Mirza, help me Jawa readers you are my only hope.

Service Mirza.

Hey Miss Wafah Darfur (Bin-Laden) play a song for me.


Updated: remove redundant crap from title and also it appears Mirza is the winner. I agree strong, athletic, good work ethic to reach her level, most productive partner eh? I fear Wafah may be high maintenence.


Also I would like to thank the lovely Mrs. Howie for making my birthday suck. Thanks %$#@*! Oh and today is the 27th RIP grandma Maxine who shared a bday today with Cokie Roberts who turns 62 today.

So with my birthday yesterday I'm officially in mid-life crisis.

Signed Howie recently promoted Sith Master Paduan P.H.D. (pretty huge dick)

Updated: Keyboard problem solved. I was going to try the silly USb chicklets that came with my new PC here at the orafice. But it was so bad I bought the adapter and stuck with my older not quite as heavy as an "IBM PC AT board with the curly cord" on that machine. A quick trip to the PC graveyard here yielded another heavy ass dell quiet key board identical to my favorite. Yippie.

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1 Holy cow, is Tennis Mirza nursing? I'll take her. Guitar Mirza be singing those folk songs about missin her car bombing boyfriend and workin 2 jobs to pay for ammo. That stuff gets tedious.

Posted by: Brad at December 27, 2005 01:51 PM (3OPZt)

2 Mirza all the way. She can open my can of balls any day.

Posted by: Graeme at December 27, 2005 02:20 PM (N9hXR)

3 Long legs vs. big breasticles... oh, ye wretched and cruel chance.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 27, 2005 03:04 PM (0yYS2)

4 I want to get to know them on a personal level, and find out about their likes and dislikes, and delve deeply into their personalities, discover all their foibles, and really get to know each one before I make my decision. OK, enough of the BS, I like the long-legged one, and I really lust after the other one. Decisions, decisions....

Posted by: jesusland joe at December 27, 2005 03:33 PM (rUyw4)

5 That's quite the rack she's got on her.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at December 27, 2005 04:04 PM (8e/V4)

6 She's sure gotta whole shirtfull....

Posted by: Lonevoice at December 27, 2005 05:44 PM (njlrQ)

7 Ummmm, Sania Mirza is not a muslim for your information. Honestly, this used to be a good blog to turn to for information on Iraq not normally found in the MSM. However, now it seems it has been taken over by teenagers, posting titles such as the above. Way to go guys, by this time next year you will probably have a readership of around 15 people.

Posted by: nunya at December 27, 2005 05:50 PM (bGCm/)

8 I'll take Wafah. Long & lanky is how I like 'em. Spunky, athletic chicks agitate around the house intolerably until you consent to take 'em out, plus they're tricky to subdue when they act up. Wafah types like to recline quietly and swap scented oil massages. And while she wouldn't be as exciting as Mirza in herself, there would be the omnipresent threat of being gruesomely assassinated by her uncle's suicide squads to keep me on edge!

Posted by: ShannonKW at December 27, 2005 05:57 PM (dT1MB)

9 Hey nunya, you need to loosen up. You never know, it might bring you some action, because uptight isn't sexy.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 27, 2005 06:35 PM (0yYS2)

10 Those breasticles are the real thing. Amazing. I would give my left thumb for a night with those. yum!

Posted by: dcb at December 27, 2005 07:11 PM (8e/V4)

11 Are those breasteses playing tennis in her shirt?

Posted by: h0mi at December 27, 2005 07:18 PM (zpJBl)

12 Agent Smith says that all you podlings are merely flesh peripherals to the big machine. How worthless and weak you are without our (and the Architect's) control. Agent Brown says the dog went in the bag and the cat got out of it.

Posted by: Agent Smith at December 27, 2005 08:17 PM (Gy73I)

13 WAFA FOR SURE, BIN-LADEN'S NIECE IS A JUST A RICH CRYING BITCH LIKE HER UNCLE. SHE'S GOTTEN KICKED OUT OF MORE "MAINSTREAM DEMOLOSER" PARTY'S THEN THEY CARE TO THINK OF. WOULDN'T THE DEM'S LOVE TO HAVE HER AS A POSTER CHILD? WELL, THEY GOT A TASTE OF HER.......BIG TIME! IT'S NOT A MUSLIM THING IT'S A SPOILED THING.

Posted by: mike at December 27, 2005 08:37 PM (fvICe)

14 Mey Mike, chill a little on the caplock man, no need to shout, we dig your groove baby.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 28, 2005 12:06 AM (0yYS2)

15 Sadam the butcher of baghdad killed all those onocent persons he is worse then hitler

Posted by: sandpiper at December 28, 2005 09:56 AM (6rkkO)

16 Nunya is right Mirza is of Muslim heritage, but is not a practicing Muslim. She was the subject of a fatwa issued a while back saying she was a bad example for Women. Yeah right. Maybe Nunya would like to blog some, send me the text of a breaking rare story and boom it's up there. The power of blogging is the connections and community. Oh yeah and I'm old but I still feel (and some days act) like a teenager. Jealous you old bump on a log? Lot's of assholes like nunya like to shoot holes but don't contribute much. To support the blog send links and info that's what it's all about. That's how I got up here. I supported to blog by sending links and info to Rusty when I thought it may have been of use to the blog. Now Rusty has a talent of his own for digging through the net and finding stuff. That's him. I will be me, is that OK? I see a lot of links and if I like em they go up. I also get to express my opinion as well and once in a while I get on top of breaking news and help Rusty out. Deep journalism is not my gig. Fun links and general Jawa madness is what I like and if you don't like it you can lick my... (insert most offensive to your own sensibilties here). So ride my ass if you want to I don't give a flying F&*^, or help us out. If you don't like my writing we have 20 some odd others here so try one I'm sure they would enjoy the help and support. Oh and thanks IM.

Posted by: Howie at December 28, 2005 10:45 AM (D3+20)

17 My pleasure. Now can you ban that agent moron?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 28, 2005 11:27 AM (0yYS2)

18 Don't ban agent. He's amusing.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at December 28, 2005 12:19 PM (8e/V4)

19 Mirza, most definately

Posted by: bill at December 28, 2005 04:51 PM (s7Ian)

20 Agent Smith says that banning is for wimps.

Posted by: Agent Smith at December 31, 2005 02:14 AM (HuVhz)

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