November 23, 2005

PETA's Message to Your Kids: "Mommy and Daddy Are Murderers"

Here's the latest campaign from the whackjobs at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals: comic books to pass out to your kids telling them that their parents are killers if they fish or eat meat. The comic book covers are below.

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The Dread Pundit Bluto's message to the children of PETA members: "Your parents are lunatics."

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1 Mmmmmmmmm! Rabbit! A Homer Simpson moment! Surf & Hop .. what kind of wine goes with that? I wanna be correct.

Posted by: hondo at November 23, 2005 07:40 PM (Jvmry)

2 Any more reason why any parent who catches these PETA asshats handing this out to their kids should be allowed to kick the crap out of the PETA jerks in the dopey costumes anymore reason to revoke PETAs tax exempt satus? SCREW FREDA FISH SCREW PETA

Posted by: sandpiper at November 23, 2005 07:51 PM (xt8mX)

3 How funny, sandpiper blindly amkes petas point for them. goddamn it shpulf hurt to be a totalitarain. why do you guys get upset about the reality fo slaughtering meat? oh i get it, most of you paste eaters have never had to do it and have lsot respect for life. imagine that, killing for epace ans such...what an idiot country i live in. and i swear this blog has to be run by the RNC...so devoid of reality as it is. ernie

Posted by: ernie at November 23, 2005 08:14 PM (ocmaF)

4 Rusty, i doubt you exist, whats your phd in? and how in the hell did your totalitarian ass critically think enoug hto get a phd ..???i think this site is a fraud...really.

Posted by: ernieervin at November 23, 2005 08:21 PM (ocmaF)

5 lennie (er sorry) ernie! Look! Wabbbits! You can pet'em, n' hold'em, n' squeeze'em ... This site - your right - it is a fraud - it doesn't really exist - we use microwaves to beam it directly into your mind while you sleep - we control the transmission ...

Posted by: hondo at November 23, 2005 08:32 PM (Jvmry)

6 I just love it when the illiterate call someone else an idiot.

Posted by: Laura at November 23, 2005 08:36 PM (ftixA)

7 People who belong to PETA have houses that smell like cat pee!!

Posted by: Cindy at November 23, 2005 08:48 PM (t4doB)

8 I think, when PETA are finished with us, they'll head over to the lions and tigers etc and try to convert them into nibbling blades of grass and humming softly. They sound like a bunch of nutbags.

Posted by: MathewK at November 23, 2005 09:26 PM (pVHqF)

9 Dear Ernie Ervin, I'm sure Rusty is deeply offended. What's a "enoug hto" anyway?

Posted by: thirdee at November 23, 2005 09:27 PM (qIpAQ)

10 Oh, Happy Thanksgiving Rusty! And all.

Posted by: thirdee at November 23, 2005 09:29 PM (qIpAQ)

11 Sick demented Leftists.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at November 24, 2005 12:34 AM (8e/V4)

12 So is it official that ernie is our new village idiot since greg went away?

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 24, 2005 01:31 AM (0yYS2)

13 It tastes better when you kill it yourself. Ted Nugent said that, so I believe it. If my mom chose to make her own fur coat by dispatching cute, fuzzy bunnies in her kitchen with a Bowie knife, that's fine by me. For one thing it's alot cheaper and also it shows creativity. I'll back sandpiper up on parents being allowed to kick PETA's tofu ass for handing this crap out to kids. Didn't they at one point threaten to hand out boxes of bloody chicken parts (I'm sure the chickens donated them willingly to the cause) to kids outside KFCs? PROUD TO BE TOTALITARIAN (if that's what it takes to be rational and analytical and just as important: ARTICULATE)

Posted by: Graeme at November 24, 2005 05:08 AM (SHAvi)

14 Happy Thanksgiving guys!

Posted by: Graeme at November 24, 2005 05:15 AM (SHAvi)

15 Gobble, gobble!

Posted by: Oyster at November 24, 2005 06:09 AM (YudAC)

16 My dad used to take me rabbit hunting when I was a kid, and let me carry them home, then he would clean them and my mom would cut them up and cook them. They were delicious. I'm grateful for my rural upbringing, because it showed me what life really is, and left me with no warm-N-fuzzy suburbanite delusions about happy little animals living together in peaceful, Marty Stouffer-esque harmony. I learned that in nature, life is short and brutal for the slow, stupid, and weak, and not much better for the swift, smart, and strong, and generally only the most ruthless survive. These libtards would turn us all into the slow, stupid, and weak, and leave us at the mercy of the ruthless.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 24, 2005 08:18 AM (0yYS2)

17 Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Enjoy that turkey, rabbit and fish today!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2005 08:38 AM (M7kiy)

18 This crap just makes me want the turkey all the more. Mmmmm. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Posted by: Maureen at November 24, 2005 10:11 AM (ny5O/)

19 Happy Thanksgiving, all, including little ernie the troll. And besides the turkey and dressing, ham, and all the trimmings I will also partake of the deer I killed last Thursday, gutted, skinned, and cut into steak and roast. Yummy!

Posted by: jesusland joe at November 24, 2005 10:42 AM (rUyw4)

20 ernie will irritate us for a little while then get bored and go away when the crack wears off.

Posted by: Jester at November 24, 2005 01:16 PM (BypR5)

21 jesus christ reading your posts answers all the questions of how america went worng,you turds are really stupid. does it hurt? all the fear and ignorance that you try to hide with your fake ass tough guy stance? paste eater nerds trying to be good nazis...what jackasses you are. ernie

Posted by: ernie at November 24, 2005 02:19 PM (ocmaF)

22 ernie I can't work out what side you're on...and your typing is atrocious.

Posted by: Jester at November 24, 2005 05:04 PM (BypR5)

23 I think ernie is another greg incarnation who just wants to demonstrate his astounding stupidity.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at November 24, 2005 05:52 PM (0yYS2)

24 little ernie, There are just two entities that I fear: God and my big brother, and you ain't either one, you little fag. So stop trying to act like you are somebody, you little LOSER!

Posted by: jesusland joe at November 24, 2005 07:17 PM (rUyw4)

25 People, lil' ernie is just a passing phase. Keep in mind that this is definitely a young kid - not a greg, or actus, or anything like that. Play with him a bit, have a lil' fun - but remember he's a child, maybe a lil' bent, but still a child. Let's not get carried away tearing into him.

Posted by: hondo at November 24, 2005 11:06 PM (Jvmry)

26 Yet. In truth. Peta kills more little helpless puppies and kittens than anyone. I have a neighbor who is an animal nutcase and Peta follower. She gleefully, cheerfully explains that she can't do this or that on Saturday afternoon because that's when they kill (euthanasia, they call it) the poor little animals. I think she's sick and enjoys it. Probably pro abortion in the 9th month too.

Posted by: greyrooster at November 25, 2005 07:01 AM (ZaAd/)

27 Wow! those are great! Do you think they sell poster sized versions? You should also check out page two of Daddy kills. My favorite quote: "Until your Daddy learns its not 'fun' to kill, keep your doggies and your kitties away from him!"

Posted by: Robert at November 27, 2005 02:47 PM (Yz5G1)

28 I love to fish nothing like a perch fry with perch that were swimming around just hours before and nothing tastes better than fresh grouse.

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at November 28, 2005 01:50 PM (ZpaNy)

29 if PETA loves animals so much, y the FUCK are they making shit like this!!!

Posted by: chongo at December 22, 2005 05:34 PM (NyBY1)

30 Why is "Daddy" gutting fish in his business suit? Doesn't he realize that murdering fish is best done with overalls?

Posted by: Thomas Wright at February 12, 2006 12:50 AM (zKtHp)

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