1 I would like to see the Snowball Fight added as a sport. Team USA could hide rocks in them when they go up against the Iranian team.

2 I want to see a real biathlon with shooters armed with 7.62mm NATO rifles hunting for caribou or elk. The team with the biggest rack wins the gold medal. And all the members of the male figure skating teams have to clean the animals shot by the biathlon teams. Now that I would like to see.

3 I'd like to see a sleding race like something out of Ben Hur, where the sledders need to "kill or be killed" as they travel at high speeds down a steep mountain slope. Athletes should be permitted to take as many drugs as needed. And there should be no rules, none. Last one standing gets the gold, and if there's anyone else alive, they can fight over the other two.

4 1) One of my favorites is one my buddies and I do at the beach house twice a year: a)empty several cases of beer; b) toss cans out into the yard; c) load/shoot .22 rifle*; d) whoever hits the most in row wins. Competition continues until we run out of ammo, until it gets too dark, or until everyone passes out. * Our place is secluded so a BB gun will work in a more populated area. 2)It would be pretty cool to dress up a bunch of competitors in those sumo wrestling outfits and just watch them fall down. That never gets old. 3)Anything where guys get hit in the sack. 4)Anything that could produce the new 'Agony of Defeat' guy. Any or all of these would mean higher ratings for NBC. However, I would keep the womens's figure skating. The only reason that gets high ratings is that men like to watch nearly naked 18 year olds with their leg over their own shoulder. NBC: call me.

5 I'd like to see "Polar Bear Cub Snatch". In this event the athletes (unarmed of course) must steal a cub while in the presence of its mother and carry it by hand over the finish line, 500 metres away. Points are awarded for the weight of the cub taken and the time taken to cross the finish line.

6 I'd like to see a more violent version of Ultimate Fighting Championship. No rules, in a cage till one man is completely unconcious. It would have clear winner, unlike the judged sports. The sport could also be used to solve international conflicts.

7 Moose, is this to be an outside or inside sport, because it would be much better if it were outside, in the snow, on top of a mountain. The term, "agony of defeat" would take on a new meaning.

8 It would absolutely be outside, winter olympics, on top of a mountian. No medics either for the loser.

9 Combined figure skating and curling event. Skater must cross in front of the stone several times.

10 Ultimate Biathalon: instead of taking shots at targets, the various teams try to 'tag' each other. Snowboard Archery Catch: Snowboarders will attempt to catch arrow fired by expert archers while in the middle of elaborate jumps. Most arrows caught and still alive wins. Bobsled Chicken: Bobsleds are released at opposite sides of a very steep track and head right for each other at breakneck speeds. If one team hits the 'chicken switch' and bails, the other teams wins. In case of collision and death, it's a tie.

11 Downhill Speedskating. A very steep hill covered in ice, and speedskaters race down it while curling rocks are dropped behind them.

12 I'm late to the discussion - damn - but better late than never - I have a very important..personal...question: curling...gay,straight, or metro?

13 My money's on Graeme's with one more twist. TBCUR.

14 Heroic Dreamer: curling is probably a symbolic fertilization ritual. The "stones" represent spermatozoons competing to be first to inseminate the "target", or egg. Thus, curling is categorized as STRAIGHT, but also as LAME.

15 DPB: : ) This is me laughing at your funny joke. ..O( : \)> This is Mo (PBUH) puzzled because his head might detonate.