the alarming news that plans for a do-it-yourself nuclear bomb have been posted at an Islamic forum. What is even more alarming is that the person posting the H-bomb plans is an
in the U.S. I suppose that the ACLU will cry bloody-murder should the FBI check the activity logs of whichever library this turns out to have come from.
He then drones on and on about how the jihadis need to watch out, the Americans are tracking them, etc.
Aside from the nuke, though, they seem to get it right. The same American poster also instructs his fellow jihadis on the use of other WMD:
Some one in the Pentagon better be reading this and remind the troops to keep those chemical suits handy.
Oh, and I would be remiss if I didn't mention that the poster left his e-mail address-- let_us_reason2005@yahoo.com
a) Are the chemical weapon instructions also a hoax? The Arab News version seems to indicate that the majority of this person's posts are about the use of chemical weapons.
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"usa nazi zionist goverment"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What an Idiot!
How can you be a nazi and a zionist at the same time?!
Posted by: Red Wolf at March 13, 2005 10:11 AM (i75th)
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I hope you passed this on to the FBI, Rusty. You already have their address.
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at March 13, 2005 10:20 AM (PEKrh)
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The FBI can't be everywhere so it's up to us who find these things to report them. Please report it.
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at March 13, 2005 10:23 AM (PEKrh)
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Zionist/nazi. Shows just how dumb these idiots are. Why do we educate them?
Posted by: greyrooster at March 13, 2005 11:40 AM (CBNGy)
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Um... perhaps worth noting, the "instruction" piece in question has been floating around the net since at least 1994. See
here in the google Usenet groups archive.
I'll also point out the original is a humor piece-- as the
"Hustler" reference (intact in the
reposting) should make clear. And a quick peek at more respectable sources highlights the idiocy in it--
This page from the Argonnne National Lab web site gives a phase diagram showing that at ambient temperature and pressure, UF6 is not a gas, but a solid, making the bicyle-pump-and-bucket centerfuge not just ineffective but unworkable.
So, some terrorists could have nuclear ambitions. Before my morning coffee, so could I-- and I'd have a
better chance of realizing those ambitions before the pot finishes brewing than this fruitcake ever would using plans like this.
Posted by: abb3w at March 13, 2005 01:45 PM (Q0lWV)
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abb3w: I agree with you. But should you have told them? Can you just see this bunch of idiots sitting on the floor with bicyle pumps and buckets? This is cartoon stuff.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 13, 2005 08:29 PM (CBNGy)
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Down here in Mississippi the glorious Knights of the Klu Klux Klan stays with low tech stuff. The noose. Doesn't sound very efficient but theres a lot oak trees in Mississippi. But think about it, ropes are hard to trace and the uniforms are cheap. That is until the ragheads started buying up all our white sheets. That's what makes America great, a competive market fair to all.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 13, 2005 08:39 PM (CBNGy)
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Oh dear, looks like someone got fooled by an obvious hoax,
Poor Jawa, just so ready to jump on Muslims you got well caught out.
Posted by: sonic at March 13, 2005 08:50 PM (Gsn6c)
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For my part I will say the hoax is obvious only if you view the original post on the original forum. Something I decided not to do as I did not want my IP logged at a Muslim extremeist forum. If one relies on the arabnews.com story for the content of the post then there is no way to tell that it is the same old hoax that has been floating around for years. Ditto the Internet Haganah piece. There is no mention of bicycle pumps, ropes and buckets, or the 'H-Bomb' test. When read in its entirety it is easily seen as a hoax. Should've visited the original forum and didn't, but that makes my guilty of being overly cautious, not gullible.
Posted by: GoldFalcon at March 13, 2005 09:09 PM (LCCTJ)
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But not overly cautious enough to do some checking before putting this piece of nonsense online?
Are you going to post a retraction and get in touch with all the people who are linking to the story?
Posted by: sonic at March 13, 2005 09:20 PM (Gsn6c)
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Sonic: Would a dumbassed liberal or muslin post a retraction?
Posted by: greyrooster at March 13, 2005 10:33 PM (CBNGy)
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Way to go Doc! God makes some interesting characters, including, but not limited to, your "Commenters." Yar. Keel haul 'em I say!
Posted by: ZiPpo at March 14, 2005 07:45 AM (P7XXv)
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ok, I know this is really not on topic but last Friday, TWICE they brought up dirty bombs and nukes during Nascar Racing. I almost had a fit. There are 160,000 usually at these races and that number does not include drivers, nascar monitors or the pit crew. I'm thinking to myself "Great, give them another idea" where loss of life would be tremendous. What jerks to briing up another idea that maybe they hadn't thought of yet. I yelled at my tv and if I could remember the people who mentioned it (on Fox) I'd sure give them a piece of my mind - or what's left of it anyway.
Cindy
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at March 14, 2005 11:39 AM (PEKrh)
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A failure to check readily available primary sources is an indication of a careless researcher. Why worry about IP logging? Concerned about the Jihadists, or the NSA/FBI? Odds are, the jihadists and feds alike can both figure out that each has much higher priority targets than you or me. Those who can't see that are closer to paranoia than simple caution.
I'd agree mentioning the potential target a NASCAR rally represents is a stupid idea... but my reasons are different. And yeah, the idea of jihadists actually trying this recipe amused me, but it seemed unlikely (getting radioactives requires more brains than that), while people wasting time on this seriously seemed more likely. I fear the impacts of irrational panic from the underinformed public far more than the impact of terrorists growing marginally more competent.
There have been recipies for drugs, explosives, poisons, and nuclear doomsday devices floating the internet since well before the world wide web. Geeks like things that go boom, it seems... or maybe it's just the American geeks who've been dominant for so long. Anyway, most of the recipies, like the old dead-tree "Anarchist's Cookbook" (ISBN 097-445890-2), just tend to fail... or get you dead in a hurry partway through.
Posted by: abb3w at March 14, 2005 05:03 PM (7KIjM)
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Wonder why American Geeks have been dominate for so long?
Posted by: greyrooster at March 14, 2005 06:45 PM (CBNGy)
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cindy-you think they haven't thought of a neck car race on their own?
Sonic-you are still a dumb ass.
Posted by: dave at March 15, 2005 10:38 AM (DHVuR)
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Dave comes in with the best comment of the day.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 16, 2005 09:08 PM (K/qjk)
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I was once going to a NASCAR race. They wouldn't let me in. I still have all my teeth.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 17, 2005 08:42 AM (DAWnL)
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To all you simple minded humorless cry baby liberal homos.
IT WAS A JOKE.
Posted by: greyrooster at March 17, 2005 08:43 AM (DAWnL)
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Thanks for the informative report.
Posted by: Glenn Madden at July 17, 2005 09:42 PM (AoVAW)
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