January 13, 2006

Nose Drama Redux

Apparently Raymond Flowers, one of John Hawkins' readers, has noticed a pattern that might explain the "nose drama" phenomenon I posted about a few weeks ago. It hadn't occurred to me that it might be evidence of yet another dark Bush conspiracy, but the RWN reader doesn't seem to be aware of the use of the "nasals" in older Americans. Heh.

Has anyone noticed the use by George W. Bush and Jeb Bush and the republican party of nasal control implants in children as their family continues to re-entrench itself from World War II where it used the control technology on the German population running the yes sir Nathan Hales of the Hitler youth.

They use stories to continuously bombard students creating day dreams producing what is commonly called attention deficit disorder in addition to hyper activity and they even produced dyslexia using the nasals to get the visual from the optic nerve and a Hewlett-Cray-Motorola computer did a dictionary look up for the current pattern which was regenerated weekly in some locations and is the reason that words written very poorly didn't jumble as the primitive software couldn't figure out what the word was and either left it alone or broke connections between letters to re-arrange what looked like components between humps or risers on the letters.

Well, that sure explains why Mary Baker Eddy is barking at me in Louis Farrakhan's voice. It's a software glitch!

(Cross-posted to Demosophia)

Posted by: Demosophist at 04:54 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Nasal control implants? Put there by the alien overlords, no doubt. Just more proof that liberals are so stupid that they're too dangerous to society to be allowed to live.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 13, 2006 09:13 AM (0yYS2)

2 But....but...the liberals are so intelligent and educated and smart and.......The truth is that they are just a bunch of dumb asses. Good lord, what will these idiots come up with next?

Posted by: jesusland joe at January 13, 2006 10:03 AM (rUyw4)

3 If I only had a dollar for every time some idiot libtard told me they were the smart ones...

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 13, 2006 04:21 PM (0yYS2)

4 Ha, ha. Excellent.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 13, 2006 08:31 PM (AWtJU)

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