No Blood for Oil: Mordor invaded for Aragorn-Haliburton contracts

Go check out Fellowship 9/11 over at IFILMS:

Michael Moore's searing examination of the Aragorn administration's actions in the wake of the tragic events at Helms Deep. With his characteristic humor and dogged commitment to uncovering - or if necessary fabricating - the facts, Moore considers the reign of the son of Arathorn and where it has led us. He looks at how - and why - Aragorn and his inner circle avoided pursuing the Saruman connection to Helms Deep, despite the fact that 9 out of every 10 Orcs that attacked the castle were actually Uruk-hai who were spawned in and financed by Isengard.

TC Leather Penguin dubs his link to the film Strider Lied, Orcs Died while Rob at Say Anything wants to blame Gandalf. Who do I think is to blame for Middle Earth's illegal invasion of the sovereign country of Mordor? It was all a conspiracy started by Bilbo Baggins, the well known war-profiteer.

UPDATE: Treebeard, man. It's all Treebeard!

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