1 What color does a smurf turn when it holds it's breath???

2 Do UNICEF's smurfs wear suicide belts and saw people's heads off too?

3 Well, Carlos, if they didn't, now they will. When all the other smurfs see and hear about the mistreatment of this set of smurfs, and not having any way of taking out their frustration, they are bound to turn to suicide bombing and head chopping. Can you blame them?

4 Now they call themselves Splodey Smurf, Jihadi Smurf, and Abu Papa bin Sultan Smurf.

5 The bombs are smurfed at the smurf infrastructure and the deaths were collateral smurfage.

6 There's a reason they're bombing smurfs. Don't you know about the Smurf Conspiracy? All kidding aside, these people are just plain sick. If this was not intended for children then just exactly what adult audience were they targeting with smurfs?

7 Let's quickly consider and approve the nuclear option so the Smurfs before they get too much sympathy, immigrate in hordes and destroy the only right way of life there is...

8 Oh no baby smurf is a orphan with no one to taje care of him and i,ll get even gargemel and asrel did,nt escape their hiding in the ruins of their castle and big mouth is hiding in his cave

9 Oyster, I think I read yesterday this is actually part of a campaing againt the use of child soldiers in Africa.

10 Its kinda funny! Its all part of the loony left's mindset - things happen because people aren't "educated" - they need to be "Educated". See people - war is bad so no more war. Remember a commentator after Rwanda - her solution - we need to "educate" ... "Gentlemen .. you over there with the bloody machetes .. you see here on page 345, paragraph 2 - your not suppose to masacre people - kill women and children - and in the appendix section 5 there is additional information about killing children, cutting of heads and body parts." "Hmmmm! Matubo? Did you know this?" "Not at all Kinte! but I may have been tending my herd and not in school that day." "Hmmmm! I guess then we just all go home." "What's that Obo? Rape? Oh sorry - implied consenual rough sex. What page is that on? Hmmmm .. I will check the index .. you can continue while I look." "Obo! We are still looking but the woman wants to know if you are using a condom." to be continued ...

11 Hondo, I like this version: We are the new troops from the UN here to get a piece, uh, I mean, keep the peace. No matter what you see and hear, you are not seeing and hearing that. Ok, Kunta! And Mienme, did you say you were 10? Great, because we don't rape you if you're younger than that! But we will give you this bowl of rice if you will keep your mouth shut, and we will kill you if you talk. We are so nice, we are the blue helmeted troops from the UN! And we have this smurf movie produced by the UN for you to see. You will feel much better after seeing film. Won't you?

12 hondo, so true. Libs actually think more "information" will make good moonbats out of us. We're not good Liberals because we're "ignorant", the thinking goes. Except the more they try to "educate" me, the harder Right I go.

13 There is no Smurf but Smurf, and Smurf, (smurf be upon him), is his prophet. SMURFU AKHBAR!!!

14 IM, Hahaha! LMAO!

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16 I wish the teletubbys flew in to be flesh shields.

17 What color does a smurf turn when it holds it's breath??? The same color as when you throttle 'em.