May 30, 2006

Naked Witch Arrested in Saudi Arabia

If it wasn't so sad that Saudi Arabia actually has religious police going around arresting people on suspicion of "witchcraft" it would be funny.

Wait. It's still funny.

Via John, always on the lookout for all things 'naked' and 'sorceress', this from the official English language news outlet of the Saudi Arabian fascist government:

Members of the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice received a call of a suspected African “sorceress” in the holy city’s Al-Seeh neighborhood. Members of the committee along with police went to the suspected den of the black arts to find a naked African woman. Embarrassed about busting into an apartment containing a naked woman, police paused just long enough for the woman to attempt an escape, still naked, through the window of her flat. Police followed in pursuit to discover that the woman had crashed through the ceiling of the neighbor’s flimsy house and landed on the floor next to a bed of sleeping children.
UPDATE: How do you know if a naked sorceress is really a sorceress?

Throw her out a very high window. If she floats in the air, she's a witch. If she plunges to her death, she's innocent.

Joyner also on the scent.

Posted by: Rusty at 01:32 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 They accused her of having a magic box containing a evil djinn : you see woman take food and put it in magic box and a angry djinn with mighty magic makes food hot, then it cries out with a fearsome DING! and food maybe removed from the magic box, without the djinn escaping

Posted by: davec at May 30, 2006 01:44 PM (CcXvt)

2 Microwave jdinn are the worst kind. I thought everyone knew that.

Posted by: jesusland joe at May 30, 2006 02:08 PM (rUyw4)

3 Stone the hag, she is evil personified. Being naked in one's own apartment is a crime beyond belief. Seriously, this is yet another example of the folly of the islamic state.

Posted by: Jester at May 30, 2006 02:21 PM (TuAMG)

4 Witches are everywhere ! unfortuately many major religions seem to thimk that they should all be killed. Christians seem to historically have killed the most, perhaps they have a better means of identifying them. Witches are mostly killed in the less modernized of countries. Both Mexico and Brazil also seem to be having this type of problem.

Posted by: john ryan at May 30, 2006 02:46 PM (TcoRJ)

5 If you throw a naked witch out the window, and she floats, she's a witch. If she hits the ground, she's not.

Posted by: Rusty at May 30, 2006 03:02 PM (JQjhA)

6 That's the way the Muslims identify witches, Rusty. And Christians, and Jews, and Buddists, and anyone that is not a Muslim. Kill 'em. What a religion!

Posted by: jesusland joe at May 30, 2006 03:20 PM (rUyw4)

7 Was she hot?

Posted by: MiB at May 30, 2006 04:56 PM (RwDCC)

8 I wonder what the religious police really thought when they saw her..

Posted by: pka at May 30, 2006 08:57 PM (OkeOq)

9 Someone needs to kick the muslims back to the 7th century where they belong.

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at May 30, 2006 09:54 PM (8e/V4)

10 Their women don't wear bras. EVER!!!! At 30 y/o They are saggin' to the knees.

Posted by: REMF at May 31, 2006 03:30 AM (7RMSi)

11 BLACK MAGIC??? Gee whiz! Sounds racist to me. Bush's fault. He's friends with the Saudis. Or another thought. Maybe her ass was really black.

Posted by: greyrooster at June 03, 2006 05:36 AM (V+JAR)

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