March 21, 2006

Muslim Snake-Oil Salesman Is 'Moderate'

I can't name a single televangelist I like. Not. A. Single. One. It's not so much the shallowness of their theology as it is their staged and canny performances. There seems to be something fundamentally wrong with turning the divine into a stage show. So, what to make of this CNN report about a popular Muslim televangelist from Egypt?

Notice the subtitle: Popular Egyptian televangelist tries to bridge Islam and West

He must be some kind of moderate, right? Well, yes, in fact, he is. But as we've discussed here dozens of times, being a moderate in the Islamic world is still a far cry from ideal [emphasis mine]:

Islamic televangelist Amr Khaled is young, smiling, teaches love and mercy and is so popular he's credited with inspiring thousands of women -- turned off by dour, traditional clerics -- to take on the veil. ....

He is a very simple, moderate, humble man, easygoing. He makes you feel like you are his sister," said Zeinab el-Sherif, 32, a wealthy, veiled Egyptian businesswoman who has been a fan since hearing Khaled at her club a decade ago.

"He is so tolerant and friendly, he makes you feel good about your religion and yourself," she said.

Apparently he's the Muslim Joel Osteen. That perfect mix of good looks, watered down doctrine, and theological feel-good self-help for the religious who are deeply worried they're too rich--all wrapped up with transparently fake sincerity and lots of staged hand gestures.

The entire article paints Amr Khaled as the seminal moderate Imam. Sure, he's moderate by Muslim standards--he doesn't want to kill those who blaspheme Muhammed, he just, you know, wants to pass laws making irreverancy illegal. And, ladies, when you're not busy soiling your panties over his charm and good looks, please remember to put on your veil. We wouldn't want an uncovered head to force an otherwise chaste Muslim brother to rape you. Because, if he did, we'd probably have to kill you.

This much credit I will give to Christian televangelists: at least they give lip service to a God deeply concerned with human freedom, liberty, and dignity. So, maybe all televangelists are snake-oil salesmen--but at least there is some value to what our guys are selling.

Thanks to Fred Fry for sending the link.

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1 I kinda like that "Farting Preacher" guy.

Posted by: OyOy at March 21, 2006 01:41 PM (UHKaK)

2 Does he speak of "Daddy" often?

Posted by: Brad at March 21, 2006 03:14 PM (3OPZt)

3 The United States Supreme Court hears only those cases that they find to be the most importnt. Blasphemy was the law of the land in these United states until the United States Supreme Court in Joseph Burstyn,Inc v Wilson 1952 held that the New York State blasphemy law was an unconstitutional restraint on freedom of speech. God Damn those activist judges ! Those moderate muslims are just sooo last century. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blasphemy

Posted by: john Ryan at March 21, 2006 03:57 PM (TcoRJ)

4 John, what the heck are you getting on about? What does the restriction of the showing of a motion picture which was deemd "blasphemous" 54 years ago have to do with a Muslim televangelist in Egypt?

Posted by: Oyster at March 21, 2006 04:10 PM (YudAC)

5 I think in this case, "watered down doctrine" is a good thing.

Posted by: rightwingprof at March 21, 2006 04:17 PM (/IE5Q)

6 A damn shame it is to see a cradle Catholic turn his back on the faith. Weather his mom is in heaven or on earth, you know she is praying every day for her son to return to the Church. Free will can be costly to a soul. The lad seems to believe spiritual enlightenment is an anti American state of mind.

Posted by: Sean O'Grady at March 21, 2006 04:50 PM (3OPZt)

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