June 12, 2006

Mujahid Caption Contest

PAPAL BULLS GIVEN! READ BELOW!

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Papal Bulls to be given out sometime around noon tomorrow! (Photo props to TDAXP) I declare you all winners! But two commentors have been elevated to sainthood. They are: Marcus Aurelius and JustPlainJoe and Howie. Everyone else is now "blessed"!

Posted by: Catholic at 04:19 PM | Comments (22) | Add Comment
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1 Quick, take my picture before I fall down laughing. Is that Vinnie, or Howie? It looks like something you guys would do just to make those moon god worshippers mad. I mean religion of peace individuals.

Posted by: Leatherneck at June 12, 2006 04:28 PM (D2g/j)

2 'Can I get my virgins now?'

Posted by: Fred Fry at June 12, 2006 04:55 PM (NGbRG)

3 Hey Abu ... when I get off shift tonight ... Why don't we get drunk and screw!

Posted by: jack at June 12, 2006 05:14 PM (0VVJW)

4 Death to Beer-Swilling Infidels!! Oh..Wait...

Posted by: Jeremy at June 12, 2006 05:21 PM (ssh6o)

5 Insha'allah! I will snot in this bot and then force feed it to the first infidel I capture. He will have a taste of Allah!!

Posted by: Andrew at June 12, 2006 05:45 PM (I+dcA)

6 Damn, I love the smell of Albania in the morning.

Posted by: WarHorse6 at June 12, 2006 05:59 PM (29xN5)

7 Cheers Mohammad! (pigshit be upon him).

Posted by: Andrew at June 12, 2006 06:18 PM (I+dcA)

8 Afghanistan, Bosnia, Lebanon, Iraq... A Jihadi needs a break now and then. I think I'll hide in this house in the date palm grove. What is that light I see up above????

Posted by: olddawg at June 12, 2006 08:28 PM (Si1mC)

9 If I'm old enough for a suicide vest, I'm damn sure old enough to drink beer!

Posted by: Howie at June 12, 2006 08:56 PM (sX5Qy)

10 A new born fatwa gift to bring, Haraam pum pum pumm...

Posted by: Dan Lew at June 12, 2006 08:59 PM (r09m/)

11 Duuuuuuuuuuuude!

Posted by: Master Shake at June 12, 2006 09:25 PM (mq3NB)

12 Hey, is that one of the hot Filipina chicks Chris presented yesterday, only now dressed like that drag queen Mohammad?

Posted by: whocares at June 12, 2006 09:32 PM (hGibF)

13 Ackmed, did you shove this bottle up where the mooongod don't shine?

Posted by: mrclark at June 12, 2006 09:37 PM (4QhQ1)

14 A fatwa was issued against Aisha for drinking a totally lame-o Leinie beer. Real Jihadis DON'T drink berryweiss!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at June 12, 2006 09:44 PM (v2l2P)

15 To the tune of Elvis' "Suspicious Minds".. we're caught in a trap I can't take a crap because the potty's outside baby

Posted by: Andrew at June 12, 2006 11:24 PM (I+dcA)

16 "Ahhh that was one hell of a binge. Now back to protecting our leader Zarqawi. Hey, anybody seen him around today?"

Posted by: JustPlainJoe at June 13, 2006 05:59 AM (Xj6+u)

17 You gotta fight! For your right! To jihaaaaaaaaadi!

Posted by: Graeme at June 13, 2006 07:45 AM (+2uH1)

18 My God, the terrorists have taken over Lambeau Field!

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 13, 2006 12:29 PM (SPSiT)

19 "I'm just goin' up nort for the weekend to shoot some Pike."

Posted by: Rodney Dill at June 13, 2006 12:30 PM (SPSiT)

20 Rodney Dill, I feel like issuing a fatwa against you for that obligue suggestion berryweiss is consumed at Lambeau Field!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at June 13, 2006 04:37 PM (v2l2P)

21 i hope no one here is implying that honey weiss is of the infidel. i will cut you and ur neck for such sacrilege.

Posted by: catbat at June 13, 2006 05:20 PM (8kJqM)

22 I am implying no such thing. I am saying BERRYweiss is wussy beer. Also, unless you like Blue Moon (or belgium beers) don't try the new Sunset Wheat. It is a okay for a bottle or two but beyond that, not really.

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at June 13, 2006 07:09 PM (v2l2P)

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