May 17, 2006

Mahmoud Wants An Answer

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TEHRAN, Iran -
Iran's president mocked a package of incentives to suspend uranium enrichment, saying Wednesday they were like giving up gold for chocolate — defiance that appeared certain to complicate U.S. efforts to curb Tehran's nuclear ambitions.

"Do you think you are dealing with a 4-year-old child to whom you can give some walnuts and chocolates and get gold from him?" President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad asked derisively.

Feel free to give your own answer to Mahmoud's question. Be sure it's derisive.

Posted by: Vinnie at 10:17 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 Apparently, America and the EU do.

Posted by: MiB at May 17, 2006 10:34 PM (B9sDR)

2 Why, yes, we do. And as an added bonus, we think you are a 4 year old girl, which means that since diamonds aren't involved to complicate the decision, you would gladly give up the gold for the chocolate.

Posted by: Kermit at May 17, 2006 10:37 PM (SPYnx)

3 its time to take this guy out!!!

Posted by: josh at May 17, 2006 11:00 PM (MGRcs)

4 "its time to take this guy out!!! I can't yet entirely agree, Josh. I agree he's dangerous, and keeping a close eye is definitely needed. But, we don't want to rush into any aggressive aspects until we have no other choices. Unfortunately, I think that in a few months we (US, Israel, EU, etc...) will not have any reasonable diplomatic solutions left. We can't rush into attacks, but we MUST keep them a viable option...expect the best, but prepare for the worst.

Posted by: The Gentle Cricket at May 17, 2006 11:22 PM (USZUJ)

5 Only a four-year-old would pay attention to such stupidity! Hey, wait, the crowd he was speaking to... Hmmm... sugiero

Posted by: sugiero at May 18, 2006 04:54 AM (WFtxm)

6 Child, no. Lunatic, YES!

Posted by: Fred Fry at May 18, 2006 05:53 AM (JXdhy)

7 Gentle Cricket in 2 months: Allright! That's the last straw! Send in the troops! Get that little inbred punk bastard!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 18, 2006 06:44 AM (FCC6c)

8 President Bush to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: PSSST!!!...Mahmoud, over here!!!! Son, I ainÂ’t talkin walnuts or chocolate, no sir, I got something much better. I have here a container of PEZ. ItÂ’s the tangy grape flavor you love so much with the collectorÂ’s edition Sean Penn PEZ dispenser thrown in. ThatÂ’s right, slide the Nuklar Material over here, IÂ’m pushing the PEZ across the table. On three, I grab the Enriched Uranium, you grab the PEZ. One...Two...Three.......

Posted by: Brad at May 18, 2006 07:38 AM (BJYNn)

9 We are deers in the headlights...frozen in fear...whenever our collective attention turns towards Iran. Mahmoud, the wily coyote that he is, obviously intends this.

Posted by: Heroic Dreamer at May 18, 2006 08:59 AM (aH6Zf)

10 If only we WERE dealing with a 4-year-old child, we wouldn't have to deal with a stupid jihad.

Posted by: reverse_vampyr at May 19, 2006 03:44 PM (Ns5kk)

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