August 25, 2004
Kerry Needs Mojo the Helper Monkey
Please Dana, tell us what you really think of John Kerry's performance on The Daily Show:
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Kerry's charisma was less than zero: It was negative. He was a charm vacuum, forced to actually borrow mojo from audience members. He was a dessicated husk, a tin man who really didn't have a heart. His lack of vibrancy, his utter dearth of sex appeal made Al Gore look like Charo.(Hat Tip: Llama Butchers)
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(insert several minutes of stunned silence)
This is all a plot, right? Kery, he's... he's a Rove plant, right? He's intentionally throwing the election to Bush. Has to be. No other logical answer.
And how can someone who saw how badly Kerry "didn't get it" so badly not get it herself? "the received wisdom that has kept the focus of this campaign exactly where the Bush camp wants it to be: on who did what in a war we lost 30 years ago, rather than what to do next in the war we're losing right now. "
Dana, you ignorant slut. Didja stop to think that all along, John Forbes Kurtz has had Jack Shit to offer in terms of real policy, and all he HAS to run on is his war record, but he didn't stop to think that maybe the vets he pissed on a generation ago still haven't gotten the stains out of their uniforms? Huh? HUH?
I need a drink, and I have 4 more hours of work to go. That pisses me off.
Posted by: Brian B at August 25, 2004 03:12 PM (OnnW3)
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make it two, Brian, it's been a looooooong day.
~C
Posted by: firstbrokenangel at August 25, 2004 04:26 PM (D39Vm)
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Are you sure you aren't thinking of the Phonics Monkey?
Posted by: Leopold Stotch at August 25, 2004 04:48 PM (glAfW)
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