Sure, the driver's name is Mohammed (PBUH) Reza Tehracrazyman or something like that.
But only a blind person, I mean, sight challenged, er sunglass at night wearing people would miss who the real terrorist in this story is.
The SUV.
Sure, Mohammed (Muhammad? Mahomet? PBUH) may have unwittingly swerved into a few people in the name of his peaceful religion, but what is that compared to the untold thousands the SUV he was driving deliberately maimed, tortured and killed just by running and spewing its fatal exhaust into the air? Not to mention the millions of deaths forthcoming due to global warming.
Muhammed (Mohammed? Mahomet? Imhotep? PBUH) should be given a medal. I firmly believe that rather than deliberately trying to mow down infidels in the name of his peaceful religion, which is a religion of peace, he was trying murder his SUV before it could kill, and kill again.
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at March 03, 2006 11:47 PM (8e/V4)
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Somebody's been stealing my ideas! Should have jumped on this at the very being. By the way - what color is that SUV - red or blue?
Posted by: hondo at March 04, 2006 12:02 AM (fyKFC)
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Natasha! Don't hesitate! There's some kind of global conspriracy here - get that Reynold's thinking cap on and whip something up - fast!
Posted by: hondo at March 04, 2006 12:04 AM (fyKFC)
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The religion of pieces showin' a little more love. They looked cold, so he thought he cover'em up with his rented rig, that's all. Nothing to see here.....BANG! His right's have just been served!
Posted by: forest hunter at March 04, 2006 01:19 AM (Fq6zR)
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The local radio here in Raleigh had it right for several hours -- they kept reporting that an SUV had plowed into/through a crowd. Only later was blame pinned on a poor misguided immigrant.
The shame, the shame.
Posted by: Russ at March 04, 2006 02:00 AM (utsLN)
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It's a good thing I've been studying Eastern philosophy for the past couple of decades, because without my self control, somewhere a muslim would disappear off the street, and reappear in a somewhat modified form over crap like this. Fortunately, I don't seem to have long to wait before everyone else wants to do the same thing, and then we'll have a fine old time. I want to start my skull collection dammit.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 04, 2006 05:37 AM (0yYS2)
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Being a psychology major, perhaps Mohammed Reza Terrorrazor will have plenty of time, as he sits in a locked cell, to psycho-analyze his own behavior.
Posted by: Oyster at March 04, 2006 07:29 AM (YudAC)
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Muslims have carefully studied our culture of victimhood here in the US. They've learned that they can pretty much get away with anything by blaming somebody else. Feel like mowing down some innocents on a sidewalk? No problem. Just blame it on the way muslims are treated around the world. They've seen this system of accountability deflection used successfully again and again. It fits in perfectly with they modus operendi.
Posted by: Richard at March 04, 2006 09:36 AM (7KF8r)
Posted by: rtp911help at March 04, 2006 09:44 AM (wYdB3)
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Richard, the culture of victimhood has just about played out its hand, and things are going to start turning around, but we have to be ready, which means we have to meet, organize, arm, and plan for when the time comes, because our government is too corrupt and inept to depend upon, and it will be solely up to us to unfuck our country.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at March 04, 2006 04:04 PM (0yYS2)
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Did it ululate instead of honk?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 04, 2006 07:15 PM (y6n8O)
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Insomniac, that is some funny sh##!
Bonus!: Local Muslim mechanic "circumcised" the gear-box; 3rd gear removed "cos it allowed the potential infidel driver too much enjoyment".
Posted by: jonathan at March 05, 2006 12:24 AM (rh5AQ)
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HEADLINE:
UNC Grad Charles Kuralt replaced by Mohammad the Towelhead as host of CBS News' "On The Road" segment.
Posted by: Steve Sharon at March 05, 2006 02:58 AM (gUNII)
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I am sure that UNC's homo Chancellor Moeser will now make all incoming freshmen take a new class called Understanding Islamic Driving.
Posted by: Steve Sharon at March 05, 2006 03:01 AM (gUNII)
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Did anyone notice how fast the Muslim student orginizations
distanced themselves from this nut. Instead of denouncing the
violent intent of this guy, they throw their hands up and say
hey, he is not one of ours...Well, you know what?? He is one
yours.. you should begging the forgiveness of your fellow
students. The fact that this happened at Chapel Hill, one
of the most Dhimmified schools around, is even more absurd.
Again, once Muslims start denouncing violence from their own,
the better off they will be. M.W.
Posted by: Mighty Whitey at March 05, 2006 08:18 AM (zO1wr)
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Will they blame it on the maker of the SUV?
Posted by: sandpiper at March 05, 2006 02:15 PM (stdEd)
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Funniest thing I have read all day:
I want to start my skull collection damnit!
I can't stop laughing! The tears are flowing, and I have a picture, in my mind, of the Predator polishing his muzzie skull collection. Thanks for the visual!
)
Sadly, I don't think American's will do a damn thing if this becomes common practice on our streets. It's going to take something catastrophic for us to react. Tolerance has been ingrained in us from birth.
Posted by: Princess Kimberley at March 05, 2006 03:05 PM (dKuaB)
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Speak for yourself, Princess, I am very tolerant of some things, but have none reserved for Islamists, Leftists, Nazis, Communists or any other totalitarian for that matter. If I felt they threatened me, my family, my country, etc. I would not hesitate pulling the trigger after I acquired the target. Not one second.
Posted by: jesusland joe at March 05, 2006 03:25 PM (rUyw4)
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It would have been wonderful if the car had stopped and they had dragged the poor misguided youth and beaten the crap out of the SUV with his head till it was crushed. But hey, my son was only there 15 minutes before, so perhaps I'm a tad biased against the mooslem that hates my son.
MW
Posted by: Mike Walsh at March 06, 2006 07:41 PM (BQLZh)
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