1 Rusty, look on the bright side of life in regards to the cruise - Abu Abbas has already been apprehended.

2 Unless you're too far away for my poor little car, I'm in.'

3 I'd be happy to guest blog.

4 The Maximum leader stole his whole "Minister" thing from us, but aside from that, he'd be a good choice. We like him anyway. But if you want the original article, I'm unemployed and could probably support a doubled up blogging habit. This message from the Ministry of Minor Perfidy Thank you for your cooperation

5 You did specifically say no talent required. And I have very little talent, so I qualify. And I very nearly blogrolled you! I think I need a nap.

6 Is that THE Buckethead? OMG!

7 btw, buckethead, this is where you're supposed to come in with your best Mel Brooks impersonation and say: "You hoid of me?"

8 Although unknown, I do fit the "no talent necessary" qualification. I humbly submit myself as a potential guest blogger. To my credit, my site ranks fairly well on Google searches for the phrase "Islamist bastard."

9 I agree, I hate cruises as well. But I love the beach, my bikini and a great margarita in hand! (Hopefully on my honeymoon!) To all of you writing me, wishing my soldier good thoughts and prayers, thank you very much. I'm sending Donald emails daily, cards and packages and your emails so he can share with his platoon. I've not heard from him in a couple days, I continue to go nuts, but family, friends and fellow bloggers help me through. Your all very kind! My last email from Donald said: Your my girl and I'm fighting this mess so we can have our future, I love you, keep the coffee hot! I know its silly, but its meaningful - the coffee part I mean. Anyway, this probably was not the place to write this, but I had to let you all know what your thoughfulness means. Thanks ! Sue

10 Thanks for all the offers to guest blog, I'll be in touch with you guys in the next few days I think (depending on time constraints).

11 I'd like that opportunity. Cindy

12 UGH!!! Forget the bloggin jes take me with you.. I have been thinkin about it. Me burn.. oops I mean cook turkey and all the trimmins or have all of it served to me by a waiter in a thong!!!! OMG whata thought.... hahaha Andrea

13 [belatedly] You hoid of me? If your thinking of the buckethead the weird musician guy, that's a different, other Buckethead. Although I get tons of fan mail and google searches on Perfidy thanks to the coincidence.