May 24, 2005

Jawapalooza Forever

Probably of little interest to all but a few.....

Big shout out to Professor Chaos for letting me crash at his pad and for loaning me his dog and that jar of peanut butter.

Thanks to a Cranky Neocon for seeing that Star Wars porn with us and who was so hammered that he ended up in the fetal position passed out in a pool of his own vomit on Stotch's floor.

That James Joyner dude is a well of blogging wisdom and can hold his own when it comes to downing $2 Killian's Red. Super-secret note to Joyner: Patrick, nude, FHM, Danica, porn, carl, naked, images, Nascar, hot, pictures.

Demosophist is a mighty fine shot, even after a pint or two. What the D.C. police don't know about concealed fire arms won't hurt 'em.....

The Maximum Leader leaves that one barfly broken hearted and dismissed. I'm not sure if it was because he wasn't interested because she didn't look enough like that Jennifer Love Hewitt chick or if it was my 'Deep Throat' comment that kinda killed the mood. I don't get why that Watergate reference would drive her off......

Did BRD actually go home or did he just join Greg's birthday party?

Does anybody remember what happened to Anna Marie? I don't know how it got there, but I woke up Sunday morning with a bottle of Penicillin on my nightstand with a prescription in her name and a note which is all but illegible except for the words "hot" and "carl", whatever that means.......

And are we all agreed that Steve the Llamabutcher is to be delinked for not showing up???

Thanks all!!!!

Posted by: Rusty at 03:04 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 I refuse to believe that nice young man Gordon passed out on the floor inthe manner in which you described. I demand you furnish photographic evidence of this event in order to prove these preposterous allegations. Give the man a chance to clear his name.

Posted by: Eric at May 24, 2005 05:14 PM (Kr6/f)

2 Well. Sounds like someone's gonna spend his non-blogging Sabbath having very long and sheepish discussions with his local ecclesiastical/pastoral authority figure.

Posted by: ccwbass at May 24, 2005 08:18 PM (RUqKr)

3 Wish I was there. With digital camera in hand. Do tell, Rusty; do tell.

Posted by: tee bee at May 24, 2005 11:04 PM (q1JHF)

4 Cameron, Tongue in cheek. No alcohol consumed by Rusty.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at May 25, 2005 09:59 AM (JQjhA)

5 I knew Gordo would wind up plastered. You can't take him anywhere.

Posted by: Jane at May 25, 2005 10:49 AM (HoSBk)

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