May 07, 2006

It's Not As Good As "devil will do meetballs from your bodies."

You're just going to have to share with everyone, I guess, Howie.

From: hisham faiad Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com
To: freewheeling@verizon.net, vinceautmorire@gmail.com, mjpechar@yahoo.com, lists@chrisshort.net, trader66@wabash.net, tim@opinionbug.com, pajamahadeen@hotmail.com, dreadpundit@hotmail.com, richard.hyscience@gmail.com

Date: May 7, 2006 7:10 AM

Subject: why u insult the holly qouran ? why why

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/084371.php
why u insult the holy qouran ? why why
did u know any thing about the holy qouran ?
he is the speaking of allah ( the good )allah give u
ur head , hand , leg , face , eye ... etc and he can
take this things all of this things so why u insult
his speaking why why ? where ur mind go ?
ur without mnid . allah Venge of u .
i ask u somthing .

give me ur country & address and give somtimes
to ............ cut ur neck
yes i willl cut ur neck beazn allah i will do that
if ur brave give ur address and somtimes to
killing u cut ur hand whiche Sacrilege the holy qouran

in shaa allah i will cut ur neck

Well, it looks like someone found the contact page. Still, the poor guy wasn't nearly as creative as this commenter from long ago:


when muslim's are in heaven,you all christs burn in hell.devil will do meetballs from your bodies.

But hey, we'll take 'em when we can get 'em.

Thanks Hisham Faiad, you're my Islamotard of the week!

Posted by: Vinnie at 10:21 AM | Comments (15) | Add Comment
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1 It's OK I'm not stingy.

Posted by: Howie at May 07, 2006 10:40 AM (D3+20)

2 Hye mine and Rusty's was one minute ealier.

Posted by: Howie at May 07, 2006 10:45 AM (D3+20)

3 ..but, but Vinnie beheading isn't Islamic?

Posted by: davec at May 07, 2006 10:49 AM (CcXvt)

4 Notice how he wants us to give him our addresses. Lazy bastard, he'll have to do it on his own.

Posted by: Vinnie at May 07, 2006 11:28 AM (/qy9A)

5 Yeah does he want me to put away the dogs and sharpen his knife for him too.

Posted by: Howie at May 07, 2006 11:45 AM (D3+20)

6 This is the most unintentionally funny thing I've seen in ages. Usually, inarticulate fury on the internet comes from the middle school crowd, and they necessarily lack the imagination to craft comedy gold like this. Then again, maybe I can laugh at this because I'm not a christ, so I'm not going to end up with my hand cut whiche sacrileged the holy qouran. Nevertheless, I kinda like you gents so it's a little upsetting to think of u with ur neck cut and ending up as devilled meetballs in hell while Hashim is balls-deep in houris in the pleasure gardens of Allah. Oh, why why?? It's not too late to turn your wicked infidel lives around tho. Why don't u let Mohammed into ur heart?

Posted by: ShannonKW at May 07, 2006 01:27 PM (dT1MB)

7 I say we give him our address and then kick the living shit out of his ass when he comes brandishing his knife!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 07, 2006 02:38 PM (FCC6c)

8 Then again, I'm still wondering what a "holly quran" is.

Posted by: Vinnie at May 07, 2006 05:24 PM (/qy9A)

9 A "holly quran" is something you pee in, Vinnie.

Posted by: jesusland joe at May 07, 2006 05:50 PM (rUyw4)

10 I thought Holly Quran was a muslim hooker.

Posted by: Jester at May 07, 2006 08:02 PM (TuAMG)

11 Gawd, I'm dyin ovah heah.

Posted by: Vinnie at May 07, 2006 08:15 PM (/qy9A)

12 i think "holly quran" is a new brand of toilet paper.

Posted by: James at May 07, 2006 08:19 PM (nISDy)

13 Wholly cornhole!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 09, 2006 12:16 AM (FCC6c)

14 No James, it's much to rough to use, more than once anyway... Mr? goat humper said "he is the speaking of allah ( the good )" May Pig Piss Be Upon Him.

Posted by: Hujonwi at May 10, 2006 01:46 AM (Q2MyZ)

15 My Holy Q'uaran made great toilet paper, a little scratchy, but wholly satisfying!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 11, 2006 08:34 PM (FCC6c)

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