April 04, 2006

Iranian Generals Hold Bongathon

In fact they got so baked they now believe they are invincible. You got that invincible!

Via localnewsleader : A top Iranian military official said Tuesday the country can now defend itself against any invasion originating from outside the region.
Hey pass that tube over this way General. Secret inside Jawa operatives report that one by one the generals dropped out of the event. The winner, A top Iranian commander who won his position in a game of “Hold yer Toke”, alone was left still puffing and repeating over and over, “God is great, Death to Amerikka, we are invincible! reload! reload!” with a stupid looking grin on his face.

Posted by: Howie at 11:15 AM | Comments (24) | Add Comment
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1 Sounds like a replay of the Cold War. The USSR bragged up their weapons and what was going to happen to us, so we built weapons. That scared the USSR and they blustered and bragged some more, and we built more weapons. Those ruling Iran might not think we will take them seriously. We would not have, before.

Posted by: Phillep at April 04, 2006 02:02 PM (OpGpa)

2 All this talk about Iran, and bombing them back to the stone age, (they do not have far to go), is causing future contracts for oil to rise. Look at what is happening at the pump. I hate this. Maybe, more people should have a little of what that General is smoking, take a movie break, and be at peace with everyone. Of course, I did not write that.

Posted by: Leatherneck at April 04, 2006 03:54 PM (D2g/j)

3 IF ONLY they would have a bong-a-thon, they would then be too stoned to get off the couch. Somebody PLEASE pust the big red button and turn IRAN to glass, something Carter should have done in '79

Posted by: memphis761 at April 04, 2006 03:57 PM (D3+20)

4 that should have been "push" the big red button. These idiots are itching to start shit, we should finish it before it begins. Peace through superior fire power.

Posted by: memphis761 at April 04, 2006 04:00 PM (D3+20)

5 You would think that after the way you have managed to win in Iraq and crush the resistance that they would know better. Oh hold on..

Posted by: Sonic at April 04, 2006 05:43 PM (Gsn6c)

6 Sonic, what's your problem, eh? You just hop around doing drive bys with your one liners? We got your message - days ago.

Posted by: Oyster at April 04, 2006 05:58 PM (YudAC)

7 Nice to see you are getting the point!

Posted by: Sonic at April 04, 2006 06:21 PM (Gsn6c)

8 Sonic, why the drive by. Do you have anything to say about Generals, and bongs, or are you mad you have a small penis?

Posted by: Leatherneck at April 04, 2006 07:21 PM (D2g/j)

9 Sorry, I thought you were talking about Iran and the inevitable victory American arms are sure to secure there!

Posted by: Sonic at April 04, 2006 07:53 PM (Gsn6c)

10 Sonic, the Iranian army would be destroyed in a couple of weeks just like the Iraqi army was. The only reason we had to fight an insurgency in Iraq was because we didn't send all the troops we would need to occupy from the start. Also, U.S. involvement in Iraq should be done soon. Only 4 provinces are still resisting and when the Iraqi army has enough men they will take over those areas and we will leave having accomplished our mission.

Posted by: Craig at April 04, 2006 08:14 PM (b3fZv)

11 Can I have some of what Craig has been smoking?

Posted by: Sonic at April 04, 2006 08:30 PM (Gsn6c)

12 That is a start Sonic. Just state what you think a bit more. Your reasons for not thinking a war with Iran would go as everyone thinks. You do not have to agree with Craig. I hope Craig is correct. Write why you think he is wrong.

Posted by: Leatherneck at April 04, 2006 09:11 PM (D2g/j)

13 Leatherneck, I'm not sure who this "everyone" you speak of is. Most military analysis I have read thinks a war with Iran would be a seriously tough prospect, one that with your army bogged down in Iraq the US military could not win. The Iranians are well armed, have the ability to close the gulf to oil ($200 a barrel anyone) and also allies all over the region, including Iraq. Even a conventional victory would still leave you the problem of occupying a country twice as big as Iraq and with plans in place to conduct a guerrilla war that would make Fallujah look like a cakewalk. Think it over. As for Chris and his "we are winning in Iraq" fantasy, how many times are have we seen that disproved?

Posted by: Sonic at April 04, 2006 09:43 PM (Gsn6c)

14 Yeah, Sonic, those heavy casualties of 29 a month have just about done the whole United States military in. What shall we do? What if Iran notices how weak we are and invades New Zealand. What would you do, Sonic? Heres Sonic right after the walk through by the powerful(or so Sonic says, so I know it is right) Iranian Army: "Sir, please sir, I'll suck your dick and be a good little dhimmi. Do you want me to show you where the women are hiding? Sir, yes, sir, I'm reading the koran as we speak. Look, sir, there's those female bitches just awaiting your wonderful soldiers. Do you want me to help give them clitorectomies? Because, I will, sir, I will." What a little bitch you are, Sonic. Pathetic!

Posted by: jesusland joe at April 04, 2006 10:06 PM (rUyw4)

15 Jesusland, funnily enough no-one has any plans to invade us, you know why? Because we dont have many ignorant f*ckers like you who think the best way to relate to the world is to stomp around pissing everyone off. Behaviour like that has consequences.

Posted by: Sonic at April 04, 2006 10:32 PM (Gsn6c)

16 Please inform me who has plans to invade the US. What a dumb ass you are!

Posted by: jesusland joe at April 04, 2006 10:40 PM (rUyw4)

17 And I wouldn't count on your country acting peacably having anything to do with someone invading you. Look what happened to that peaceful nation of Iraq. You never know, Uncle Sam might get pissed at you. Katy bar the door then, Kiwi.

Posted by: jesusland joe at April 04, 2006 10:52 PM (rUyw4)

18 Where did anyone say you were about to be invaded? Consequences is what I said, consequences.

Posted by: Sonic at April 04, 2006 11:08 PM (Gsn6c)

19 "Because we dont have many ignorant f*ckers like you who think the best way to relate to the world is to stomp around pissing everyone off." That's odd, because you appear to be the very embodiment of an "ignorant f*cker". Here we go again with how ignorant the Americans are. It's ignorant, snobby little jerks like you who think it's better if these radical Imams are just left alone to run roughshod over the Middle East people, keeping them in the dark ages, killing them with impugnity and abusing anyone who happens to get too close. You think it's okay that they willfully emigrate to other countries in droves with the purpose of taking over. You think it's okay whatever they do as long as it's against the evil USA. As long as they leave YOU alone, right? Those like you would rather stomp around blogs showing your arse and pissing everyone off with your inane little comments. You don't know anything about us over here. Nothing. All you do is read your rags over there and listen to negative news taking everything at face value because you're a hateful little twit and you need someone to project it onto rather than think for yourself. I never could understand why some people get their jollies making snide and insulting remarks to others over and over. Got nothing constructive to do with your time? Nothing constructive to say or offer? You don't have the balls to say such things to people to their faces. Isn't the keyboard a wonderful thing?

Posted by: Oyster at April 05, 2006 05:41 AM (YudAC)

20 Privately the Iranian military is scared to death of the American military. And the have put it in writing. Sun Tzu preached that in war, the weak must appear strong and the strong ought to appear weak. That's a pretty straight assesment of Iran and America.

Posted by: blert at April 05, 2006 04:47 PM (MKbty)

21 I am a patriotic person. If the US decides to go to Iran, we will be crippling ourselves. I served in the Armed Forces and am an ex-serviceman. Iran’s national capabilities in the region are up to par with ours. TYhey have the best military force in the region, are modernized, and an educated nation. They possess weapons made to take down our battle ships for which we have no defense. They have an intrnational intellegence and spy network. Military consultants and experts all over the world, including in America and NATO, predict catastrophy for the US military and economy. The world will stop for this war and both the Mid-East and the rest of the world will be destabilized and in up roar. Not only will we be demoralized by the Iranians military capabilities but we will not have enough oil because the Iranian military can close the Persian Gulf. We will lose pace throughout the world and will not have popular support. Bush and the Republicans have already helped spread anti-Americanism world wide. Our interests are facing stronger opposition and resistance worldwide from the Europeans, the Russians, the Chinese, India, Canada, and Latin America. The CIA, the Pentagon, and other dometic and international intelligence agencies have studied different war sceneros and all point to a marginial draw and the destruction of both Israel and the United States’ superpower status. Iran is no where near Iraq and Afganistan and we can not just walk in. The have surface to air missiles, anti-aircract missiles, sub-marines, ballisitic missiles, and high tech nuclear technology and know how. If we go to war we will have to re-institute the national draft, just like Vietnam, except the fact that more Americans will die and we will be fighting a multi-theatered battle with an enemy that has the capabilities to damage us at home. For who ever reads this. Listen to me, “War with Iran spells doom for eveyone.”

Posted by: Robert Fraser at April 06, 2006 05:01 PM (zqsRN)

22 Robert, you do know you're not supposed to actually take Iranian propaganda at face value, don't you? I recall hearing people say roughly the same things about Iraq when we invaded the first time.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at April 07, 2006 06:13 AM (0yYS2)

23 I don't understand why everyone thinks we need to hold Iran. Slash and burn, destroy what we need to and, and leave them to make mud and camel dung huts. We sustain casualties in Iraq because we've committed to make long term changes there. I don't see that we need to do the same in Iran, not at this point anyway. I'm still waiting to hear what Sonic's military creds are, he's quick to ask. I'm sure he was probably in the SAS like all the other heroes.

Posted by: brett at April 07, 2006 12:22 PM (jPT3W)

24 bla blab bla bla ,what you loosers ,the hole time talking we,we,we,we , you dont do shit just bark and masturbate behind your pcs jurk offs ,if you can do anything go and fight too fucking pussys,come on ,chicken shits bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla get a girl and shut the fuck up....

Posted by: TO spoiledbrett at April 07, 2006 04:19 PM (zqsRN)

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