December 21, 2005

Iranian Booze Smuggling

With Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad increasingly clamping down on Iranian society, banning everything from Western music to free speech, centuries-old smuggling lifelines are flourishing. And the most sought-after commodities are beer, wine, and whiskey. On treacherous, rocky trails (pic), smugglers' pack mules laden with hooch cross the Zagros Mountains bordering Iraq and Iran every night. Demand has never been better as bootleggers brave the driving rain, landmines and Iranian border guards to smuggle liquor to Iran.

Although liquor is frowned upon in Iraq, it's cheap, legal, and untaxed. In Iran, it's illegal and expensive. As a result, bootleggers are selling alcohol for at least five times the cost. Heineken, Amstel, and cheap whiskey are very popular.

From the JPost.com:

Alcohol is also the most profitable bootleg item, explained Muhammad and several other booze-brokers interviewed in this half-deserted border town of bootleggers and security agents.

A sniper's rifle, an AK-47 and magazine clips droop from the walls of the hut-like artwork. Muhammad, an ethnic Kurd and a Peshmerga, or a Kurdish militiaman, said the weapons are for fighting Ansar al-Islam, an antigovernment Kurdish Islamic terrorist group. A bribe of a few dollars - which he called "tips" - and a clever mule are the best defenses against Iranian border guards, he explained.

Hmmm ... a clever mule outwits Iranian Border guards? And, all the while, Iran is enriching uranium. I get the willies just thinking about it.

Alcohol is not the only commodity smuggled. Anything from tea to washing machines is carried into Iran, usually after paying a small bribe to border guards. Conversely, Iranians travel the same routes into Iraq on day trips, touring bootleggers' camps in a manner not dissimilar from Americans visiting Napa Valley wineries. Distilled and fermented intoxicants are very popular with many Iranians, even the clerics, and the entrenched black market is an indication of the general population's dissatisfaction with the government.

"Iran is a good country, but we have a very bad government. We have no freedom, no satellite TV, no justice," said Ali Reza Dodelband, 42. Shivering in a jeans-jacket, he stood just feet from the official border crossing, gathering a crew of stout porters to carry about three tons of tea across the border.

He would like to move from Iran to Iraq, "then I want [US President George W. Bush] to bomb Iran. Tell Bush he must bomb the -," Dodelband then pantomimes the wrapping of a turban over his combover, referring to Iran's clerics.

Heh.

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Posted by: Mike Pechar at 05:48 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 My sentiments exactly, Ali!

Posted by: jesusland joe at December 21, 2005 05:54 PM (rUyw4)

2 I have a Persian friend from law school, when the invasion happened we (and a few others) were watching on the cable news channels and someone made some comment about it - figuring she would be on their side (I assume she's left of center) and she looks at them and says, "I hope after they're done in Iraq that they keep going to Iran." I almost fell off the couch laughing.

Posted by: KG at December 21, 2005 05:57 PM (0yWc0)

3 Iran has taken itself back to the dark ages or the stone age

Posted by: sandpiper at December 21, 2005 07:49 PM (LKIJT)

4 Thank God for capitalism and blessings to them on a bountiful profit!

Posted by: -keith in mtn. view at December 21, 2005 10:12 PM (IaYRj)

5 This is sad to hear after all Iran is home of the shiraz grape!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at December 21, 2005 10:17 PM (HCun/)

6 Agent Brown says that we must spike the liquor with fluoride to corrupt Jihadidad's bodily fluids.

Posted by: Agent Smith at December 22, 2005 05:49 AM (prUmQ)

7 It's always the alchol isn't it!?

Posted by: Debby at December 22, 2005 08:00 AM (o0IcP)

8 That's what they get for electing a terrorist for thier leader.

Posted by: Tom at December 22, 2005 09:48 AM (FKR2r)

9 Here is a geopolitical/economic-historical factoid: The most successful economies and empires throughout history, from the Sumerians to the United States of America and all in between, including the Egyptians, Persians, Greeks, Romans, the Chinese and Japanese, the Catholic Church, and the British Empire, have all been heavy users of alcohol, and often coffee or tea as well as they have become available. These wonderful beverages allow us to tolerate the conditions in which we live, and give us something to look forward to; a little hope each day, a little happiness in an indifferent world. It is no accident that salafist islam rejects the use of these things; they hate everyone and don't want anyone to be happy.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 22, 2005 11:32 AM (0yYS2)

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