. It's not so much the food as the secret additive that makes Syrians crave it fortnightly.
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I think Mike Meyers sums it up nicely:
"It's a sign of the Pentaburate, which consists of the Queen. The Vatican. The Getty's. The Rothschilds. AND Colonel Sanders before he went heads up! Oh, I hated the Colonel with his wee BEADY eyes! and that smug look on his face, 'Oh! You're gonna buy my chicken, OHHH!"
Posted by: Newslinker at January 23, 2006 02:11 PM (Gi7oA)
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It's actually "tets up".
Damn I love that movie.
Posted by: caltechgirl at January 23, 2006 02:54 PM (/vgMZ)
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All your chicken are belong to us!
Col. Sanders akhbar!
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 23, 2006 03:19 PM (0yYS2)
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I believe it's Col. Momar Sanders, no relation.
Posted by: Brass at January 23, 2006 04:18 PM (6TLEO)
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notice that this news came out immediately after teh South Park episode was rebroadcasted this week where Cartman eats all the skin off the Kentucky Fried Chicken and then thinks he dies from it....I see a direct connection here.
Posted by: Steve Sharon at January 23, 2006 04:42 PM (LY1nq)
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notice that this news came out immediately after the South Park episode was rebroadcasted this week where Cartman eats all the skin off the Kentucky Fried Chicken and then thinks he dies from it....I see a direct connection here.
Posted by: Steve Sharon at January 23, 2006 04:42 PM (LY1nq)
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Steve,
Do you think Butters might act as a medium to relay messages from Cartman to the Syrian dictator in chief?
Posted by: Rusty at January 23, 2006 04:53 PM (JQjhA)
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Forget the kentucky fried shite, this is much more interesting:
'American military power is completely unrivalled in world today'
America wasted it resources and is not fighting a different type of war that it is designed to fight.
American can sustain itself for 3-weeks of aerial bombings, shock and awe nonsense and then its military is useless as Iraq has shown.
The US will not invade another country as Iraq has shown how low-cost IEDs can neutralize America's high tech military junk.
IN order to invade to steal oil, you need boots on the ground which would mean a perpetual draft of US citizens (oil protection workers), a major economic lesson the US is learning in Iraq.
America military supremacy has been exposed as nothing but a myth created in hollywood.
Look what the Iraq war has done.
The US was only able to invade Iraq after 14 years of genocidal sanctions, daily no fly zone bombings and after the UN had disarmed Iraq.
The US has NEVER won a political battle following military intervention, as soon as US troops leave Iraq and Afghanistan everything the built will be dismantled.
Even with all that the US still cannot control Iraq, much less the road from the airport to their heavily fortfied Green Zone prison.
American troops can't freely walk around anywhere in Iraq and are confined to fortified bases, not exactly the way you would expect from a super power. Even in Vietnam, US troops were able walk around Saigon.
NOT IN IRAQ.
The Iraq war has turned into a $ 2 trillion debacle that the US cannot sustain and clearly the Iraq war has been economically (and militarily) self-defeating for the US.
Look how higher oil prices have destroyed the US transport industry with GM and Ford about to file for bankruptcy and Delphi already in bankruptcy.
Before the US even thinks about attacking Iran it should tabulate the economic damage that the Iraq war has already done.
The US doesn't have 14 years to wait for Iran sanctions to work and doesnt have the resources to take on Iran.
How is the US going to fund another $6 trillion war with Iran: by borrowing from China or printing up more worthless dollars?
The Iraqi Resistance has shown how to defeat a stupid superpower who believe the US military (bloated, ineffective and inefficient) can used to reverse US economic decline.
First, you let the dumb Super Imperial Army in your gates, then you cut off their exit routes leaving them trapped in a long, costly and bloody guerilla war that they can never win.
The US generals are so desperate in Iraq that they have to speak through congressman Murtha about their plight. The US generals in Iraq dare not tell their political leadership that they have been defeated, they have to hide their failure behind Murtha, bying time to find so face-saving way to hide the defeat.
The entire world is bored with America and its nuclear arsenal, the only thing they have left after sqaundering their resources on one war too many and useless military bases around the globe.
"If China or Russia choose to veto UN sanctions than the US may choose to weld the big stick against these countries"
What bigstick is this? What exactly does the US have that Chinese and Russian can't find elsewhere?
China is America's banker and China would hardly fund the US so that the US can attack China.
Russia has a ton of oil and is nuclear power that the US can do nothing about.
America's once military dominance was based on it economic power, now that the ecoomic power has dwindled, the military is useless.
The US military cannot be used to reverse America's economic decline, despite what the ignorant jews believe.
Posted by: mypetpig at January 23, 2006 05:00 PM (h6T16)
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Another stupid jihadist with another stupid screed. And they are not supposed to consume alcohol. Hey, pig, come back when you can speak English, and quit going to Kos for all your info, you dumb ass.
Posted by: jesusland joe at January 23, 2006 05:07 PM (rUyw4)
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Geez Jesusland joe,
Do you believe the mouth on that guy? And to think, he frenched his mom with those lips.You see, that's what happens with inbreeding.
What moron didn't realize is that while he is safe (for now)in some far off land, America and Allies have just fortified a new bunker, Iraq. We gave property to a president which in turn will be our friend. If jerk weed thinks he can return safely home to pick up some ammo, he has another thing coming.
It played off nicely. Why run around chasing bombers when we can go after the factory? It was one of those, "look, see my right hand, good! As long as you don't see my left".
And as usual,America does have one thing left. we can all join the military and show them we are not as lazy as they think we are.
I'm always ready to defend this land. "HooraH" "grrr"
Posted by: Taco Bandit at January 23, 2006 05:48 PM (MOKXn)
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Dream on trailer trash! lol
Posted by: mypetpig at January 23, 2006 06:17 PM (qbjMV)
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Taco Bandit,
What do you expect from a person who had a goat as an ancestor? And a pedophile for a prophet.
Posted by: jesusland joe at January 23, 2006 07:05 PM (rUyw4)
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You trailer trashers are rather presumptious that i am muslim...i do admitedly have infinate respect for Islam compared to your satanic cespit usa!
Posted by: mypetpig at January 23, 2006 07:08 PM (qbjMV)
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That's interesting, because I read the other day Mohammed used to give hand-jobs to other tribe members for pennies to substain his lust for young men.
Posted by: dave at January 23, 2006 08:23 PM (CcXvt)
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Pigboy, where did you learn to spell? You are nothing more than a dumb shit. Begone, you troll! No one here is interested in your drivel.
Posted by: jesusland joe at January 23, 2006 08:28 PM (rUyw4)
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Thank you for that link. Made my day.
Oh yeah ... ATTN 'mypetpig'
Have you ever heard the term 'luau'?
It's finger lickin' good.
Posted by: Steel Turman at January 23, 2006 08:48 PM (rDIIu)
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Of all the ingorant, fever-swamp inspired leftard rants I've read, that one's a real beauty! I think I'll copy it and print it off in a nice font on good paper, frame it, and give myself a titter evert day by reading it.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at January 23, 2006 09:42 PM (0yYS2)
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Old pigboy is just trying to stir something up since his hero Osama is asking for a truce. We got Osama's son-in-law and a bunch of other al-queda shits last week and pigboy is upset. Pigboy better warn his buddies, we may get them next.
Posted by: jesusland joe at January 23, 2006 10:05 PM (rUyw4)
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I don't even think he's a muslim. What he says and how he uses it, something is different. I call his bluff. But, for safety sake, he sux billy goat titty.
Sincerely,
Trailer Trash
Taco Bandit
Posted by: Taco Bandit at January 24, 2006 07:49 AM (MOKXn)
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Damn, I wish I had a trailer!
Posted by: jesusland joe at January 24, 2006 10:37 AM (rUyw4)
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Good day to everyone,
Sorry for the bad English, I'm French Canadian.
I've discovered this site not too long ago. It's very
interesting and informative.
But when I see comments (or should I say delirium) like the one posted by mypetpig, I wonder how a person like that can even breathe without assistance. How can he be so stupid?
Amazing...
Keep that blog rolling guys, you make my day!
Sincerely,
Max
Posted by: Max at January 24, 2006 11:30 AM (WM45z)
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Your only defense so far is calling piggy stupid. Perhaps adopting a broader view of history and the world at large would do some good. Money may grow on trees, afterall, the dollar is just a piece of paper printed up by the private organization known as The Federal Reserve. It's no longer backed by silver or gold, just good faith. When that good faith runs out, so does the value of the paper.
Posted by: mono at January 24, 2006 01:23 PM (7JM/1)
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And how many other currencies in the world are backed by silver or gold, mono? Just curious?
Posted by: jesusland joe at January 24, 2006 04:14 PM (rUyw4)
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Mono,
We weren't calling piggy stupid. No, we were saying that his lack of intelligence dripped through his vocal chords in an abhorrence manner.
OKAY, yeah, we called him stupid. BUT HE STARTED IT!
Posted by: Taco Bandit at January 25, 2006 08:37 AM (MOKXn)
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I just heard that Miss Chokesondick is teaching her students that Muslims like Kentucky Fried Chicken because taking the skin off the chicken is like removing the veils from their women, except the chicken look more appetizing.
Posted by: Steve Sharon at January 25, 2006 11:55 AM (ZqQAl)
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