We interrupt your regularly-scheduled blog posts to bring you an important free message from Jawa Report's ongoing Terrorist Infiltration Effort (TIE) fighting public education program.

As always, please be on your guard. This person, whose sex appears to that of a girl, may be a terrorist. You will note her hairstyle, with its upturned ends, which has been described by a number of witnesses as "horny."

Please note that, although this person's sex appears to be female, this person's sex may not, in fact, be female. Because this person is not naked (aka nude), it is impossible to conclusively determine this person's sex. Although we are not, of course, philosophically opposed to nudity as a general proposition, nor are we opposed to lesbians, we are all about quality entertainment and enlightenment and are not in the business of promoting porn (aka pornography or smut) here at The Jawa Report, particularly porn involving Ann Coulter, Heather McCartney, Paris Hilton or Karl Rove.

This person is believed to be Italian, but may be Arab, Persian or Egyptian. This individual is not believed to be Asian.

As always, readers are encouraged to investigate further, if there is uncertainty as to whether or not a person, of any sex, and whether naked or not, is a terrorist.

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