May 31, 2006

HGTV Is Ruining My Life

Damn you HGTV, you've ruined my life!

Damn you for convincing my wife that home ownership is the essence of being American! Stupid House Hunters.

Damn you for all your lame decorating ideas! Stupid Design on a Dime.

And damn you for making it look simple to remodel a bathroom! Trust me, it's not as easy as it looks. Stupid I Want that Bathroom.

Seriously, if this doesn't start taking less time, I'm going to sue someone.

P.S.--Howie, why hast thou forsaken me?

Posted by: Rusty at 09:02 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 Oh, God, do I know the curse of HGTV. We broke the curse with a couple of raises and some stock option exercising. So now I will sit back and laugh at you. Our bathroom is going to be remodeled by a professional.

Posted by: Vinnie at May 31, 2006 09:25 PM (/qy9A)

2 We just tried to imitate one of their fabulous ideas. Uh. Yeah. It was a Trash to Treasure idea. You're supposed to use an old pallet you have lying around. Screw table legs onto the bottom of the pallet. Paint it. Put plexi-glass on top to create a fabulous backyard table. Puleeze. I should send you the picture. And, may I add that their TRASH TO TREASURE ended up costing us more than a friggin' new table.

Posted by: thirdee at May 31, 2006 09:25 PM (lm+0X)

3 I just gave my TV away, about a month ago. Am I missing anything worthwhile?

Posted by: MiB at May 31, 2006 09:28 PM (RwDCC)

4 HGTV & QVC -- the joy of my Darling Democrat's existance and the bane of mine!

Posted by: Rhymes With Right at May 31, 2006 10:21 PM (tj/Ez)

5 Late night Skinemax, MiB. That and the fact it costs less to rent pay-per-view after the wait instead of schlepping into a movie theater and smelling other people's farts, listening to slurping and popcorn chewing, and various other horrors of modern movie-going. OTOH, Rusty, if you get her into the Food Network, you'll be set for life.

Posted by: Vinnie at May 31, 2006 10:25 PM (/qy9A)

6 If I could only get her into Skinemax AND the Food Network!!

Posted by: Macktastick Wicked at May 31, 2006 10:31 PM (JQjhA)

7 You poor soul. I pity you. I climbed those mountains, and the view is breathtaking.

Posted by: Vinnie at May 31, 2006 10:51 PM (/qy9A)

8 Vinnie: I don't go to the movies, either, except for a select few movies I wouldn't want to wait for anyway. so I guess the answer is 'nothing, nothing at all.' Enjoy your boob tube, infidels. I'll stay here, reading.

Posted by: MiB at June 01, 2006 05:21 AM (RwDCC)

9 I watched that stuff a couple years ago and got bored with all the cutesy wootsey. I watch TV but I use it as a sleeping pill now just before bed.

Posted by: Oyster at June 01, 2006 06:08 AM (YudAC)

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