Gee, bitch and moan at 3 in the morning and look what it gets you:

Oh, ye of little faith and reading comprehension skills. I never mentioned the video, only these facts, which remain the same.
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Jill Carroll's an extremist. And you apparently have a problem with premature articulation. Next time, read first.
You got something wrong, though. More than thirty seconds in a room with you, and I think I'd have to kill you.
Debbie Schlussel

"Premature articulation." Ha-ha, coming from someone who couldn't get laid at a Chippendale's convention with a purseful of Benjamins. Plus, I'd be dead by my own hand 29 seconds before you got around to it, spanky. Especially if you showed up without those 800 lbs of makeup that disguises your fugliness.

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Frankly, I'm relieved that Debbie Schlussel wants to kill me. After all, she'd probably mistake a water gun for a real one.

Now can I get a real fatwa please?

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