George Lucas, I am your biyatch!
Dear George Lucas,
I just got through watching the trailor for
Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and although I am not gay I would gladly let you have me now if you were so inclined. I must admit that I was bracing myself for the worst when I clicked
View Theater Trailor, but something began to tingle in me, it was something primal, when the first voice I heard was that of Alec Guiness....... If the movie is half as good as the trailor, I will personally buy the KY. I'm yours. You're the pitcher and I'm the catcher.
Does this make me gay? No, but like Gary I am willing to take one for the team.
If it is your will, my Master, I am also willing to kill Daniel Drezner. Supply me with a lite-saber, and I will strike him down so he can bad mouth you no more!
I also emplore you to send the Death Star to take out Kevin in Korea. I know you have a heart, Master, even if it is the good kind--you know, artificial.
Pejamanesque, I believe my Lord, may be converted to the dark-side. I can feel the hate growing in his voice. Pejamanesque, I am your father!
I know, Sith Lord Lucas, that I have been guilty of Drezner's crime in the past. I humbly beg your forgiveness. If it be Thy will, you may also strike me down like the dog I am. But if you do, know that I will be more powerful in death than you can imagine. But even in death, I would serve you.
So, Lord Lucas, I humbly pray that those who bad-mouth you will be striken by the curse of Jar-Jar. I know, Master, that it could not have been you who introduced that idiotic character--I blame the Hollywood liberal elite.
In conclusion, Sir, I will always remain your humble Paduan learner/biyatch.
Love XOXOXOXOXO,
Rusty Shackleford
PS-Master, this man seems to think himself some Jedi Knight. What is thy bidding on this imp Ace?
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PATHETIC!
Star Wars... STAR WARS?!
Posted by: Lune at November 10, 2004 04:42 PM (Yh6ma)
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Hey, Rusty! If you click
this link you can come and enjoy this great intervention - I mean, party! Definitely a party, and NOT an intervention - that I'm throwing.
BIG party. Lots of fun and games.
Just forget that I ever used the word "intervention." I don't how it slipped out.
Yup.
Just a big ol' party.
Posted by: ccwbass at November 10, 2004 05:28 PM (APivA)
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Well, ccwbass goes a littler farther than I would have, but all I can say is I'm expecting this one to TOTALLY SUCK, too.
Why? DID YOU SEE THE FIRST F***ING TWO EPISODES??!!!
I mean, Jar-Jar Binks? WTF was that?!
Posted by: Editor at November 10, 2004 06:35 PM (adpJH)
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Lucas did much better without advanced computer graphics. That just lets him do REALLY stupid things. Sorry, I was bored silly by the two recent movies, and don't expect any better from this one. Eye candy is like TV violence: I've seen so much of it, I find it dull now UNLESS there is a good story behind it. There were so many silly bits in the last movie I never could get into it.
I may get around to seeing the next one on DVD sometime.
Posted by: VR at November 10, 2004 07:31 PM (3T5B5)
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I just hope it's better than episode two as that was the worst film I have ever seen. Lucas is no director.
Posted by: Matt Bing at November 11, 2004 03:42 AM (ccz95)
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Hey now! Everyone needs to BACK OFF! That trailer gives me chills! CHILLS! I'm with you Rusty. It's all about having faith in the Force. And I have to say that Hayden Christensen, wussy Skywalker boy that he is, is looking mighty fine and EVIL.
And while I could go on and on about how Ewan just nails Obi Wan (it's like watching a young Alec, I tell you!) I'll just say that he is HOT and leave it at that.
Posted by: Maureen at November 11, 2004 04:36 PM (ny5O/)
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Three things.
1. Yoda, tossing his duster back to show his litesabre.
2. Amidala with the Leah Donut-do.
3. Wookies. Lots and lots of Wookies.
How can you go wrong with that many Wookies?
I'm with Rusty on this one.
Posted by: Kin at November 24, 2004 06:03 AM (ZQldT)
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well all i got to say on this matter is all 5 star wars films have been outstanding, i dissagree that george did better without all the enhanced effects, i think they make the films better. i dunno whats up with all the gay remarks..... you can keep them.... i saw the episode3 trailer and it sent tingles up my spine, i personaly cant wait, plus it comes out on my birthday so thats just an added incentive. anyone who dissagrees that all the star wars films are quality deserves to be kicked.... very hard...... in the balls. gearge you are a genious.
Posted by: morientes at December 12, 2004 07:15 AM (htmLk)
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Fisrt off I'd just like to agree with two things, episode 3 looks like it's going to be the best one yet (for the prequels) I mean come on! General Grievous alone looks like a good reason to watch ROTS, I just hope they can pull it off with the graphics and fight choreography. The second thing I'd like to agree with is Jar-Jar Binks, he is so unnecessary! some random jedi should come out of nowhere and chop him up with a lightsaber in epi. 3 just because he's annoying. I myself saw the trailer but it came in poorly but from what i saw it looked good... better than the last 2! but i will give props for the duel of the fates scene in episode 1. CANT WAIT FOR EPISODE 3
Posted by: ??? at December 16, 2004 03:25 PM (dPHPd)
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