January 12, 2005

First Day of Classes

Classes begin today around here. A hectic time on a campus for all. I'll try to blog later--if I can.

In the meantime let me just direct your attention to Chris Cross' blog, Legal XXX. Despite the name, his blog is work safe (apologies to my normal leacherous readers). Chris and I had lunch at an undisclosed location on my super-top-secret mission to LA. Topics of discussion included why so many sucky bloggers like Andrew Sullivan get hits, strategeries for increasing traffic, and the value of the link drop post for TTLB Ecosystem rankings.

I wasn't going to mention our meeting but Chris has threatened to reveal my true identity unless he gets at least ten links in the next two weeks. He has also placed ten copies of my information with his lawyer with instructions that if he should suddenly die under suspicious circumstances that they will be sent to bin Laden, Zarqawi, the Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia, and several leading Mullahs in Iran.

Since his wife also frequents the Jawa Report he has also asked that I calm her lingering fears that Chris is a closet homosexual who frequently has phone sex with Brad Pitt. I can assure her that Chris is not playing for the other team and that any phone sex he had with Brad Pitt was just a passing phase. He's better now. I swear.

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1 So that was Chris calling me in Mecca. Got me so worked up I had to flog a servant to death.

Posted by: Filthy Allah at January 12, 2005 09:17 AM (yBHNA)

2 Anyone think that those soldiers should be on trial for the Abu Graib prisoners? After all, these insurgents were the enemies!! If it weren't for modern technology, we would never even know about it. Shit happens in every war. I'm sure similiar things happened during WW2, Korean and Nam wars. Big deal. At least we didn't BEHEAD the fuckers, like they did to us! Whatever happened to that Marine who shot the so called unarmed enemy on video?

Posted by: Laura at January 12, 2005 09:50 AM (ptOpl)

3 I'm with Laura on this one. What happened in Abu Garib that was so terrible? So far I haven't really seen or heard of anything so terrible. Are the liberal losers exaggerating the issue? Another get Bush thing? Did anything happen worse than a frat/football hazing here in the US? Any broken bones? Any finger nails pulled? Toes crushed? What's the big deal? Any ass whippings? Does someone not in uniform, who just killed people deserve an ass whipping? Are we turning into a bunch of sissies? If so, the enemy will take full advantage of it.

Posted by: greyrooster at January 12, 2005 01:51 PM (R0PwA)

4 It wasn't so much phone sex as just very comforting chatting...without pants.

Posted by: Christopher Cross at January 12, 2005 06:51 PM (QLCx7)

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