Two finals to give today. A haiku dedicated to the Scantron.
No blogging for me.
1
What is this
Stuck
To the underside
Of my desk?
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 14, 2005 11:22 AM (0yYS2)
2
Dishwasher broken
Wife sees no gift under tree
No sex but spoons clean
Posted by: Brad at December 14, 2005 11:50 AM (3OPZt)
3
The Jawa archives
brings animation to lives
With one click they sleep
Posted by: Oyster at December 14, 2005 03:03 PM (YudAC)
4
Wow!
N' open blog like an open mike!
I can work on my standup routine!
Damn! Writers block!
Oh well ...
Guess I can channel with Tookie!
Hey Tookie my man, my broooo!
Hooowwwww ya doin'! ....
You don't say!
Posted by: hondo at December 14, 2005 06:28 PM (3aakz)
5
あなたへの俳句
に、残念、さびている
これは最良のiです
できる。
Posted by: hondo at December 14, 2005 07:21 PM (3aakz)
6
Great party on the bayou last night. Good food and some of the best looking women I have ever seen. Love them cowgirls. Cooked a hog and had venison steaks and burgers for all. New member brought a couple of hundred fat blue crabs. Great boil. We are going to build a house for an unfortunate family. The boys had everything donated or promised except for the metal roof. The secretary called for a volunteer to supply the material. I didn't here what she say so I asked big Rick. Big Rick said they wanted to know who wanted another drink. So naturally I raised my hand. Apparently Rick doesn't know about pay back. Good time by all. At midnight we toasted the demise of Tookie and called it a night.
Posted by: greyrooster at December 14, 2005 09:07 PM (b335s)
7
You just made me hungry! Damn!
What's that Tookie? What do you say?
Tookie:
Posted by: hondo at December 14, 2005 09:15 PM (3aakz)
8
Hey hondo, ummm... I was just wondering, did you mean to solicit the services of a naughty monkey to ride your turtle while wearing a schoolgirl outfit? Because that's what my best translation gets me. Anyway, if so, I saw a website just for that the other day. No, really.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 14, 2005 11:45 PM (0yYS2)
9
Agent Brown tries Haiku:
There once was a man from ole Miss
Who jumped out of his truck to piss
He tripped over his sheets
And went head over feet
and learned that ignorance is not bliss
Posted by: Agent Smith at December 15, 2005 05:33 AM (n1vAy)
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There once was a girl named Jill
Who used ....
Whoops! Wrong blog.
Posted by: Oyster at December 15, 2005 06:34 AM (YudAC)
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That's funny maxie! You got me laughin' up my coffee! Website? I have to see that!
Oyster!
Get thee to a Nunnery!
Posted by: hondo at December 15, 2005 09:15 AM (3aakz)
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Maxie
Got a Christmas present for you - you'll like it
Families that prepare together, survive together
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5854686068870249151
Posted by: hondo at December 15, 2005 09:20 AM (3aakz)
13
I love that video. I only wish I had a little girl so I could give her a miniature M1919A1 to play with.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 16, 2005 03:53 PM (0yYS2)
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