August 06, 2005

Eleanor Clift & Washington Press Corp Swoon Over Markos Zuniga

Is it just me, or is Eleanor Clift retarded? So let me get this straight: every single candidate that Markos 'Screw Them' Zuniga raises money for, including Paul Hackett, has lost, yet Eleanor Clift thinks that Kos is somehow an effective Democratic strategist?

Ok, maybe she's not retarded, but at a minimum she is the poster child of the partisan Washington media. Note in this Newsweek article, written by Clift, that the Washington Post sent no less than three reporters to swoon over Kos at a left-wing blogger forum (hat tip: Meme Random). That's right, three reporters! And to cover what? The fact that Kos endorsed a candidate that almost won in an off-year low-turnout election? The last time I checked, almost didn't count in politics. Hand grenades and horse-shoes, yes. Politics, no.

Here's how Clift describes serial loser Kos:

Leading the charge was Markos Moulitsas, founder of the progressive Daily Kos, which attracts hundreds of thousands of daily visits and is considered one of the most popular political blogs on the Internet. For Democrats desperate to find their way back to a winning coalition, Moulitsas, 33, has emerged as one of the most creative thinkers and activists in the progressive ranks. The Post team, along with reporters from other national publications and scores of political operatives, had come to get a glimpse of the future.
The future, eh? Let's hope. Since every one of Kos's cause celebres has lost, the future looks bright indeed.
Moulitsas is opposed to the Iraq war but says that isnÂ’t what drew him to Hackett.
Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Did I mention bullshit?
“It’s not about ideology, pro-war, antiwar, it makes no difference,” he insisted. “In the online world, we need Democrats to stand up, not be afraid of Republicans, not be afraid of the right-wing noise machine … We don’t care about ideology. We care that you stand up for the party and don’t run scared.”
And the first thing I noticed about my wife was her amazing household organizational skills. The fact that she's hot and is extremely stacked had nothing to do with it. Right.

I get the feeling it took every ounce of self-restraint Eleanor had to keep herself from throwing her panties on to the stage at Markos.

The boyishly slight Moulitsas responded with an engaging smile, saying that he wished he could claim he was a grand visionary and that his blog was part of a master plan to take over the world. He had no idea it would take off the way it has. It was his way of dealing with the angst he felt as an Army veteran who opposed the Iraq war at a time when any disagreement with President Bush was thought to be almost treasonous. Moulitsas is no stranger to war. He had spent part of his youth in El Salvador, his mother’s native land, during that country’s brutal civil war. Back home in Chicago, he enlisted in the Army at age 17 and spent two and a half years with an artillery unit in Germany. After college and law school, he ended up designing Web pages in San Francisco. He supported the bombing in Afghanistan but was so viscerally opposed to the invasion of Iraq that he was driving his wife and boss and cubicle mate crazy, he recalls. “It was either start a blog and just vent or lose my entire social circle,” he said. Pretty soon he had 100 online visitors, more than he could accommodate in his house, he remembers thinking. When he hit 1,000, he thought to himself, “I’m done,” but he kept going--and now he’s Moses leading Democrats to the promised land.
Did Markos mention he was a veteran? Because, you know, veterans can't be anti-American traitors.

Hell, Benedict Arnold was a national hero. He was just 'anti-war' not 'anti-American'. He just wanted the war to end so that American soldiers could go back to their farms and not die for the neo-con vision of an American empire. Hell, George Washington didn't even supply his troops with enough shoes to last the winter. And that chickenhawk Thomas Jefferson didn't even volunteer his own sons for the war!

Rick Moran over at Right Wing Nuthouse notes that on the Markos has a reality quotient of 0.4. But who's more out of touch with reality: Kos or the left-wing Washington press corps fawning over him?

Others: Talk Left thinks the article is inspiring. Me too. I'm inspired to go out and buy a Tom Jones album.

MyDD plays down Kos role. Aw shucks, don't give me credit for Hacket losing.

Iowa Voice--right on the money. Bill Quick, too.

Posted by: Rusty at 03:33 PM | Comments (30) | Add Comment
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1 Please don't wake the moonbats. Please.

Posted by: bill at August 06, 2005 03:45 PM (QJhZY)

2 Shhhhhhhhh. Be vewy quiet.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 06, 2005 03:57 PM (JQjhA)

3 Now you've soiled my brain. I'll have nightmares about Eleanor Clift's panties flying through the air. AAAGH!!! Rusty, Isn't it time for a gratuitous bikini babe post? I need a mind flush.

Posted by: Mike at August 06, 2005 04:15 PM (923vR)

4 I dunno. Have you seen any good star wars themed bikini shoots lately?

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 06, 2005 04:35 PM (JQjhA)

5 It must scare the shit out of him having to live up to that kind of hype when he knows in his heart of hearts it's all crap.

Posted by: Carlos at August 06, 2005 04:39 PM (8e/V4)

6 Another foreigner who should mind his own business. The Zunigas were obviously to cowardly to stay and help their own country.

Posted by: greyrooster at August 06, 2005 05:32 PM (CBNGy)

7 Are you saying that you don't already have all of Tom Jones' albums?!? What kind of monster are you?

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at August 06, 2005 05:47 PM (MGVqW)

8 No. Not a single one. Burt Bachrach, on the other hand.......

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at August 06, 2005 06:34 PM (JQjhA)

9 Well, Kos is successful if the Democrats have decided that raising money is more important than winning. Which, given their behaviour of late, is becoming more and more plausible.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 06, 2005 08:51 PM (4N+SC)

10 No surprise here. Eleanor Clift is one of the worst, and most consistent, Democratic media whores in D.C. Her opinions are as predictable as those in Pravda at the height of the Cold war.

Posted by: Redhand at August 06, 2005 09:58 PM (TrmBs)

11 Me thinks that Kos must be the most successful of Karl Rove's Democratic operatives. He's batting 100%

Posted by: Fred Fry at August 06, 2005 11:55 PM (RPY7Q)

12 In the future, people will wonder how anyone could ever have taken the mainstream media seriously.

Posted by: Evil Pundit at August 07, 2005 08:07 AM (+2/LZ)

13 Hatchet-face Eleanor Rodham Clift has been so far out of touch fo so long she's like floating space debris looking for a place to land. Thanks for making me toss breakfast. You had to mention her panties, didn't you?

Posted by: Marty at August 07, 2005 12:17 PM (1NT6o)

14 I eagerly anticipate the day when social order collapses in this country and chaos reigns, so that good citizens can hunt down POS leftards like the untermenschen they are. Unfortunately, that will probably never happen, and it's more likely that he will remain a well paid party apparatchik whore until his death of old age. Oh well, at least Peter Jennings bit the dust, now for Rather...

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at August 08, 2005 02:10 AM (0yYS2)

15 Of course Elenor loves Kos - he's Michael Moore without a camera.

Posted by: DL at August 08, 2005 06:30 AM (LFyvA)

16 "Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Did I mention bullshit?" Gee Rusty you sound GREAT! That vaction worked wonders. Nice to see your old self again.

Posted by: Jane at August 08, 2005 07:20 AM (ywZa8)

17 I think it's great that she'll get him even more traffic so people can go there, read the comments and see just how unhinged these people are. Maybe some of the new visitors will see just the kind of people they're aligning themselves with and at the very best, some will be pushed closer to center and distance themsleves from the freaks. The only way the Democratic Party can be saved is for the very left wing of it to self-destruct or become pariahs.

Posted by: Oyster at August 08, 2005 07:35 AM (YudAC)

18 True story (told to me by a friend who is a retired editor from Newsweek): Eleanor Clift was the wife of Montgomery Clift's alcoholic brother, and through that connection got a secretarial job at Newsweek back in the '70s. When an obscure peanut farmer from Georgia decided to run for President none of the regular reporters figured he had a chance, so no one wanted the assignment to his campaign. Instead of assigning a staff reporter, they assigned the secretary, and the rest is history. I wouldn't say she owes here career so much to good judgment as happenstance.

Posted by: Demosophist at August 08, 2005 10:43 AM (IbWE6)

19 The law of averages states that Kos has to win one eventually. This will be used as evidence that he was right all along. I say let them continue to lie to themselves, as it is takes far more work to manage a lie, and in the end the attempt is probably doomed to failure. In the meantime, at least it gives the rational something to laugh at.

Posted by: Defense Guy at August 08, 2005 10:51 AM (jPCiN)

20 I agree that the more publicity Kos gets, the better for the right. Any non-moonbat who visits his site will be shocked..shocked at the level of obscenity, tin-foil hat conspiracy theories, and general disrespect and contempt for this country and its values. His man Dean is now running the DNC, MoveOn.org is the future of the party, and all we have to do is put them on display to chase the last few sane people out of the democratic party.

Posted by: dixiedog at August 08, 2005 11:13 AM (4WoMH)

21 I remember when young kos was a Ranger! Did that not make the news?

Posted by: Bullshark at August 08, 2005 02:56 PM (pupgM)

22 I see no worthyness in regurgitating Elanor "Rodham" Clift's meanderings. The Dems are lost in the desert. The real crisis I see is no emerging leader on the conservative side. Who is there for Kos to go against? Bill Frist? Ha! He pissed away his support from the right and has nothing to show for it. Who then? Suggestions anyone?

Posted by: Jets Fan at August 08, 2005 03:18 PM (xr89h)

23 Clift says: "Moulitsas, 33, has emerged as one of the most creative thinkers and activists in the progressive ranks." Yes, DailyKos is a center of creative thought. Check out these deep-thinking quotes: http://nospeedbumps.com/?page_id=298

Posted by: Dan Morgan at August 08, 2005 08:28 PM (xAydi)

24 quick - 'Moses leading people to the Promised Land' point .. One wonders if either Eleanor or Markos understands that Moses did not take the people into the promised land. Aaron did. Which is to say, so long as Markos/Moses is active in Democratic politics, the Dems won't have control of the Executive or Legislative branch. Sounds about right.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 15, 2005 06:38 AM (xpz6m)

25 Aaron died before going into the Promised Land and before Moses. Joshua and Elazar the Kohen were the leaders at the time of going to EY. But if it had not been for Moses and Aaron, the Jewish people would not have gotten out of Egypt or to the state where they could get to the Promised Land.

Posted by: 4jkb4ia at August 16, 2005 02:45 PM (ZS6dL)

26 Paul Hackett did lose. But it is significant that the race was a race at all, given the highly pro-Bush district. Kos was doing his job in bringing attention to the race.

Posted by: 4jkb4ia at August 16, 2005 02:47 PM (ZS6dL)

27 ELEANOR, THE APPOINTMENT OF MIERS IS A PRELUDE TO THE APPOINTMENT OF bush'S REAL PREFERENCE. By naming Miers and causing a big hullaballoo, she will be tossed out and THEN bush WILL NAME ALBERTO GONZALES TO MOVE INTO THE COURT SLOT, WHICH WAS ROVE'S PLAN TO WIN. (My computer once showed Gonzales' vita as his having been born in Mexico, vita was changed?)

Posted by: E.T.Roberts at October 09, 2005 12:06 PM (x6rtX)

28 ELEANOR, THE APPOINTMENT OF MIERS IS A PRELUDE TO THE APPOINTMENT OF bush'S REAL PREFERENCE. By naming Miers and causing a big hullaballoo, she will be tossed out and THEN bush WILL NAME ALBERTO GONZALES TO MOVE INTO THE COURT SLOT, WHICH WAS ROVE'S PLAn for bush to have his way. (My computer once showed Gonzales' vita as his having been born in Mexico, vita was changed?)

Posted by: E.T.Roberts at October 09, 2005 12:07 PM (x6rtX)

29 I would like to email you but do not find your address. By the time y ou'd get a snail mail, the court will be filled. So the method of getting Alberto Gonzales appointed as Justice, will be a fait accompli by the time the USA gets my letter to you. Please read my comments on the appointment. I am often right in my predictions and am sorry I'll be right about this one. Elizabeth Roberts 830 437 1136.

Posted by: E.T.Roberts at October 09, 2005 12:11 PM (x6rtX)

30 I would like to email you but do not find your address. By the time you'd get a snail mail, the court will have been filled. So the method of getting Alberto Gonzales appointed as Justice, will be a fait accompli by the time the USA gets my letter to you. Please read my comments on the appointment. I am often right in my predictions and am sorry I'll be right about this one. Elizabeth Roberts 830 437 1136.

Posted by: E.T.Roberts at October 09, 2005 12:12 PM (x6rtX)

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