1 Skink on shit? I was unaware of that amphibian's enormous liking for feces. Ya larn sumtin' er'ry day, huh?

2 Ooops spellin err there.

3 A Skink is a reptile

4 regex() solutions invariably fail for idiots like the above --^ you should be using server side r-> variables to trap this goon. Help us PixyMisa, you're our only hope! ;|

5 Dave if you have code you think will work with our tool email me and we'll put our head together. I reckon that Rusty and Pixi will take care of him soon. In the mean time nothing beats a good operator. I need a string with 4 or 5 or 6 digit numeric + @ hotmail but then he will just change but I can modify that code to match his puny brain. Now if this was cobol I'd already have him beat. I have tool that converts cobol to PC but no telling what would happen if I tried that I'd rather not blow it up.

6 OMG...Cobol...you sound like a real whiz there, champ.

7 dinosaur that is. Yes cobol RPG Xgen pascal, some c for entertainment. Other code I just look and play with it. You end up doing what you get paid for. So screw you dipwad let me drop a 2 million lines in like a 15 pound listing in tiny type with subsystem after subsystem on your desk and see how you like it. I've been playing with machines all my life right now I'm writing code that was invented before you were born(74). The cool thing is you all live on code created as the base for all your systems 30 years ago. Can't get rid of it or the whole world falls apart. You don't like it I'll let you write the converted program and oh yeah I have about 30,000 users mission critical. Lick me. Oh I do have C C++ and Perl for linux. Played with C and should I ever have tgime away from dinosaur code I'll tech myself that. Perl I'm kind of intrested in. The machine I use is heavier that your car. A lot smaller than they used to be, now they only take up one room. A few more years and they will be just dishwasher sized. It can run nuclear simulations but those are written in Fortran

8 Oh boy the troll can type letters too I'm amazed

9 I spend a lot of energy to make sure machines work and jerks like this waste their talent fucking shit up. Any dork can fuck shit up making it work and work well is the hard part.

10 You think I'm typing out those long posts? Err..I'm using a 10-line script. Or couldn't you figure that part out? I love how you keep adding on to your 4:30pm post to try to convince yourself you're still relevant in today's world LOL.

11 10 lines like I say any dipshit can break something.

12 And I recognized it was just a program first post dip. I dig for patterns for a living

13 Relavant enough I get paid to train greenies every year who only know C C++ Visual basic because someone told him cobol was dead asking. How do you write this shit.

14 uninterestingly enough, I've spent most of the day patching a remote security vuln in sendmail on a large webfarm. Hopefully patching for the last time, as I plan to migrate them all to Qmail. That guy might defeat regex() and IP bans, through a proxy / SOCKS , but I'm sure there are things he can't change that are passed to the web server

15 Hmmm, Howie gets called ancient for knowing COBOL and I remember when it was the coolest new thing. How about punch cards? And Assembler? Whew, talk about exciting...Gack! Hell, you youngsters even have it made with DSL and Broadband. I've been on the Internet so long I remember when we had to carry the electrons one by one, to and from the machine.

16 I don't know jack about any of the crap which you all discuss so ineloquently, but I can beat a man to death with my bare hands if it comes down to it, and I can improvise a weapon or tool from almost anything at hand, though not as well as McGuyver did, and I will never, ever go hungry, no matter how bad things get; ergo, I win. Nyah-nyaaah.

17 I've moved more blips than I can possibly imagine.

18 IM I'm going to post a pic of the deepfreeze for ya. And yeah what are you going to throw a floppy at a deer? Ur uh it would be very hard to go hungry where I live provided you have just a minimal weapon. cheap ammo. Knife. fishin pole etc. I really like outside work better or used to. Desk work kills just not fast enough. Dave I see some thingys kind of like the script type variable thingy you described. It's a start.

19 Windows has a purpose. Terminal emulation. Howie why did I write the invalid index and how do I recover the database and get it all run before daybreak? You do what on what plaform and run on this and this and this platform that I nver heard of. Get the what files and move them to where? My program has been running for five hours and used only processor and no IO. What's wrong?

20 If you expose TROLLS to sunlight they turn to stone