If Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was a zombie, it would also explain his decapitation fetish. It's so much easier to get to the most tender portions of the brain that way.
Note to General Conway: Approach the body of a zombie with extreme caution. Sometimes they just play dead waiting for you to bring your cranium closer.
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This is, what, the fifth time that Zarqawi has died? He is the Kenny of terrorists.
Anyway, hopefully he's gone for real this time.
Posted by: Kazmin at May 11, 2005 06:09 PM (hp7es)
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Seriously, wake me when they get him.
Posted by: Carlos at May 11, 2005 06:56 PM (8e/V4)
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Oh my G*d, they killed Zarqawi!
You bastards!
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at May 11, 2005 07:17 PM (JQjhA)
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Ding-Dong, The witch is dead!!!!
Posted by: THANOS35 at May 11, 2005 07:49 PM (mZYh2)
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If true this will make the liberals very upset.
Posted by: Capitalist Infidel at May 11, 2005 09:47 PM (xkIHW)
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Bin Laden and Al -Zarquawi are bitches. Let them keep killing all the "innocent civilians". So, when they are done, there's nobody left but the terrorists, then we can bomb the ass wipes back to Kingdom Come!
Posted by: DickHead at May 11, 2005 10:51 PM (Vc7PO)
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When are you planning to leave Afganistan? If both bin Laden and al Zarqawi are dead/dying, there are no serious terrorist leaders alive to fear in there, except George Bush senior and junior, but they only terrorize armed Muslims in countries with oil, so there's no need to expect anything of them.
Posted by: A Finn at May 12, 2005 04:42 AM (cWMi4)
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"Let them keep killing all the "innocent civilians". So, when they are done, there's nobody left but the terrorists, then we can bomb the ass wipes back to Kingdom Come! "-Dick Head
An example of Zionazism stripped of its phony veneer. Dick Head expresses what each of you feel but are ashamed to admit. Your goal is total genocide. How is this different than the Nazis? You have a mental illness. Forget medication, get some psychoanalysis. Filthy Blood Lusters!
Posted by: greg at May 12, 2005 08:46 AM (/+dAV)
Posted by: rody fabila at May 12, 2005 10:51 AM (K9SYG)
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Dude, you've got to retake your blog.
Posted by: Leopold Stotch at May 12, 2005 11:05 AM (p8Vri)
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Actually what I heard was taht Zarqawi was just doing some
character research. I heard he has been cast as one of the major
zombies in the new remake of Night of the Living dead.
Posted by: Butch at May 12, 2005 12:18 PM (Gqhi9)
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FLASHBACK: 'Iraq was Invaded to Secure Israel,' says Senator Hollings, and 'Everybody Knows It.'
“When a prominent American political figure speaks boldly about Jewish-Zionist power, that's news. So the recent remarks by South Carolina's senior Senator that Iraq was invaded "to secure Israel," and that "everybody" in Washington knows it, are indeed remarkable.”
http://www.ihr.org/news/040716_hollings.shtml
I remember this cartoon when I was a kid. It was about two dogs, a small smart one and a big stupid one. The smart small dog would bully the stupid big dog physically and intellectually, slapping him in the chops at will. This is the sort of power Israel holds over America. Do you feel that Israeli dick in your ass? You should. The Mossad and the CIA engineered 9-11 to manipulate you. In so doing they killed our Constitutional Republic. It is up to us to reestablish the Republic and seek justice for the betrayal of America.
But Greg, our government would never attack its own people. Yes it would. In the following declassified document you can read about how our government had developed a plan to shoot down a plane full of Americans so they could blame the Cubans in order to justify an invasion. Kennedy rejected this plan, but he had much more character than Bush.
http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20010430/northwoods.pdf
Posted by: greg at May 12, 2005 02:38 PM (/+dAV)
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Rusty, frankly if I was you, I wouldn't want any one posting links to IHR in
my blog.
For that matter, the anti-semites don't wash the floor after they piddle on it.
Posted by: Robin Roberts at May 12, 2005 03:47 PM (xauGB)
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Robin,
No one is posting links to IHR on YOUR blog.
Posted by: greg at May 12, 2005 03:56 PM (/+dAV)
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Anyone hear that Twilight Zone music?
Posted by: Oyster at May 12, 2005 05:28 PM (YudAC)
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Oyster
I may be wrong but i dont think the A Finn that is posting is the A finn we think he is.
Posted by: sparky at May 12, 2005 05:56 PM (F1nba)
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greg and AFinn, do you guys smoke crack, perchance???...you should stop, a mind is a terrible thing to waste...that is if you have minds left...nuff said...oh one last thing...stop watching "Conspiracy Theory" so much, would ya???
Posted by: THANOS35 at May 12, 2005 08:26 PM (mZYh2)
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I've always been the same Finn, at least I've never seen any other Finn-comments than those I've written myself.
Posted by: A Finn at May 13, 2005 04:04 AM (cWMi4)
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No, I don't do drugs, but since 1-6 oz of pure alcohol per day in the form of lager or other dark beer prevents various cancers, wounds and digestion problems in the food processing system, keeps flus, coughs and blood clogs away, cleans the whole system, burns colesterole, prevents osteoporosis and creates a feeling of pleasance (most of this only in people who don't smoke), my alcohol consumption may have an effect on my writings and opinions.
Posted by: A Finn at May 13, 2005 04:15 AM (cWMi4)
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What I would really really really like to know, is how is the cat hunting legalization process in Wisconsin doing? Also, the wholphins are a thing that demands some attention.
Posted by: A Finn at May 13, 2005 04:27 AM (cWMi4)
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Never seen any movies titled "Conspiracy Theory", so I've probably never seen it unless they've shown it under the Finnish title as a "Lauantaiaction"-movie on MTV3.
Posted by: A Finn at May 13, 2005 04:46 AM (cWMi4)
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Oh that movie... Julia Roberts looked annoying as usual, never watched the movie from start to the end, just some good action parts. Same kind of "what you think is true, is really true even if every ounce of reason in you says it's not true"-stuff Matrix was all about.
Oh yeah: Gillette - the best way to get rid of unwanted Bush
Posted by: A Finn at May 13, 2005 04:55 AM (cWMi4)
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>>*if I was you*, I wouldn't want any one posting links to IHR in my blog.
>
>No one is posting links to IHR on YOUR blog.
Reading comprehension obviously isn't greg's forte.
(Hmm...maybe I should rewrite the above with fewer polysyllabic words so he'll be sure to understand what I'm saying.)
In other words, greg, you're not very good at getting the meaning of what you read.
Posted by: salfter at May 13, 2005 11:45 AM (+Epz5)
Posted by: greg at May 13, 2005 01:55 PM (/+dAV)
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That still puts him two standard deviation's above your IQ, greg.
Posted by: Robin Roberts at May 13, 2005 02:44 PM (xauGB)
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Sorry finn
just seems like sometimes your different people it must be me
Posted by: sparky at May 13, 2005 02:58 PM (F1nba)
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Or that lager
Posted by: sparky at May 13, 2005 03:18 PM (F1nba)
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Robin must be out of diesel fuel for her vibrator again.
PLAUPTHUMP PLAUPTHUMP PLAUPTHUMP!
Posted by: greg at May 13, 2005 03:51 PM (/+dAV)
Posted by: greg at May 13, 2005 03:54 PM (/+dAV)
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hmmmmmmm, A Finn comes back with smart ass remarks...."pure alcohol" would probally kill you, Finn...you know, moonhsine....would make you go blind as it eats youre brain away....so if you are drinking that, it explains youre madness....and greg???....are you 12 years old???....you gotta be in that area what with the lowbrow, middle school cracks of a sexual nature.....oh yea, youre just so fuckin funny, i just bust a rib....NOT...ill stick with George Carlin if i wanna laugh....nuff said
Posted by: THANOS35 at May 13, 2005 10:28 PM (mZYh2)
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Pure alcohol as in an amount of pure alcohol included in the stuff one is drinking... It's impossible to make 100% pure alcohol that stays liquid.
Posted by: A Finn at May 14, 2005 04:56 AM (lGolT)
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