(Neillsville, Wisconsin) Last March, Harold G. Hart, 64, was arrested and charged with
with an animal (typical victim at right) along with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstruction.
Since Hart was convicted of illegal sex with an animal, I must assume that there is some act that's considered to be legal sex with an animal. Frankly, I'm afraid to ask.
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Way to go, Howie! But you know that the liberals will never believe it, because us troglodites can't read, so how can they get a PHD? I asked that same question about Ward Churchill and haven't received an answer yet.
Posted by: jesusland joe at December 27, 2005 04:49 PM (rUyw4)
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Uh, go to another thread where Howie received his PHD and this will actually make some sense.
Posted by: jesusland joe at December 27, 2005 04:51 PM (rUyw4)
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You said he 'got off'........
Posted by: Vacationing Rusty, aka "Beavis" at December 27, 2005 05:08 PM (1Neq+)
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If the cow wasn't wearing a veil, it was asking for it.
Posted by: Graeme at December 27, 2005 05:23 PM (N9hXR)
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Stone that damn evil cow, I say, before we have another tsunami! Or was it a goat?
Posted by: jesusland joe at December 27, 2005 05:29 PM (rUyw4)
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So killing and eating a cow is cool, but fucking it requires its consent? Makes a lot of sense to me.
Posted by: dcb at December 27, 2005 05:38 PM (8e/V4)
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Dcb, if that topic needs explanation, don't worry about it, just be sure that it's a girl cow.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 27, 2005 06:25 PM (0yYS2)
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Did howie get a sheepskin or an implant? I'm confused - and I read the whole thing!
maxie - dcb is our newest troll testing the waters - ignore it.
Posted by: hondo at December 27, 2005 06:41 PM (3aakz)
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im,
lol! I know what that sounded like. But allow me to elaborate.
Moral relativist Liberals have thrown morality out the door basically, and as long as it's "consentual" then its ok. So here raping a cow is clearly not consentual, so it must wrong to do. Right? But if the cow COULD give consent, then it must be ok to do! With me so far? That's the Liberal thinking on morality.
But the logic of Liberal moral standards fall flat because if the lack of "consent" is the only thing that makes raping a cow immoral, then eating one is even more immoral. Yet Libs eat meat like everybody else.
Logically, therefore, morality involves more than just "consent". It involves something else, like natural law, or a divine power. Something objective, and not dependent on logical fallacies like "consent".
Posted by: dcb at December 27, 2005 06:42 PM (8e/V4)
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A joke thread - a joke thread - a joke thread ...
Which part of that didn't you understand?
Posted by: hondo at December 27, 2005 06:44 PM (3aakz)
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I bet that cow has a nice rack.
Posted by: ernie at December 27, 2005 06:48 PM (8e/V4)
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Agent Jones asks whether the PhD was in Animal Science?
Posted by: Agent Smith at December 27, 2005 06:48 PM (Gy73I)
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Does Agent Jones wish to ... examine it?
(read the fine print)
Posted by: hondo at December 27, 2005 07:07 PM (3aakz)
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Agent Brown's real name is Harold G. Hart of Neillsville, Wis.
Posted by: jesusland joe at December 27, 2005 07:38 PM (rUyw4)
Posted by: jesusland joe at December 27, 2005 07:40 PM (rUyw4)
Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at December 27, 2005 07:42 PM (8e/V4)
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Next time the cow should kick him in his private parts
Posted by: sandpiper at December 27, 2005 09:00 PM (nMpEK)
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Thanks for clearing that up dcb.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 28, 2005 12:07 AM (0yYS2)
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I don’t know what this world is coming to. Guys like this “dating” cows in the US is bad enough. I just read where these perverts can party with an entire heard of cattle in Canada as long as no money changes hands.
The end is near.
Posted by: Brad at December 28, 2005 10:30 AM (6mUkl)
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No - the end is - in Denmark and the Netherlands - they really do love their pets.
Posted by: hondo at December 28, 2005 12:22 PM (3aakz)
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Just to get something straight about us Wisconsin-ites. I'm from Wisconsin and can tell you right now, we are not bovine sex addicts. I personally have never, repeat NEVER, considered becoming intimate with a cow — even when they gazed at me with those big, brown eyes, like pools that beckoned me into the inner-most recesses of their souls. Even when they stood there in a herd, hips out, chests heaving, grinning coyly. Nope, never once.
Posted by: Artemus Gordon at December 28, 2005 02:48 PM (UHKaK)
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As grandma would have said, "Oh my"!
Posted by: Howie at December 28, 2005 02:57 PM (D3+20)
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Factoid: The only anagram that the word "Wisconsin" can make is "cows in sin". Go figure.
Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at December 30, 2005 09:47 AM (0yYS2)
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Agent Brown's real name is really Agent Brown.
Posted by: Agent Smith at December 31, 2005 02:13 AM (HuVhz)
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(Neillsville, Wisconsin) Last March, Harold G. Hart, 64, was arrested and charged with illegal sexual gratification with an animal (typical victim at right) along with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstruction. 
