The Hatemonger's Quarterly nails spastic, frothing homunculus Jim Cramer:

He now hosts his own program, in which he seldom appears on the screen in a position other than that of a hunched-over idiot. To the perturbing delight of a small studio audience, he bellows about mutual funds in a horrific tone. In fact, his vocalisms are so loud and abrasive that youÂ’d think heÂ’s Susan EstrichÂ’s love child. If tuning in to this train wreck is the price one must pay in order to be wealthy, weÂ’ll take penury any day of the week.

Like the crack young staff at HQ, I cut Cramer no slack for being ideologically compatible with me. Whatever goodwill that might have earned him vanished after ten seconds of watching him chew the scenery on "Mad Money". He's like the Carrot Top of investment advice.

I did not realize until reading their post that "Mad Money" is CNBC's top-rated show. Hey, I have some investment advice for those of you with a financial stake in CNBC. Can you guess what it is?

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