1 I always thought something was a little...odd...about Howie. But threesomes?

2 No no See dub that was the Money Stretcher. Here's my first entry there. Billy Bob called on his aunt Sally last Sunday. Sally served fried chikkin, mayshed taters, & gravy followed by pumpikn pie. They were joined there His aunt' sister Wanda who plays organ at the First Baptist Church on Main St. Billy Bob left back for Ivy tech that afternoon and Sally sent one Thigh one wing and two Biskits for Billy to eat on the way. That's all the news for this week. Execpt for that boy Freddie he turned the hay wagon over on Rt 14. Blocked the road and Miss Kelly you know Verna's daugther run her new car plumb off in the ditch, my lands.

3 But GQ magazine?

4 Bravo, Howie, great article. But, GQ?

5 What, no corn bread and fried okra? And that would be sweet potato pie, Howie. Only a Yankee would eat pumpkin pie.

6 Damn, Howie, spill the beans. Did you ever nail Cory or not?

7 Holy moly, Howie.

8 Howie, you realize you're going to have so many women after you! Great article, you must be the most handsome and caring guy in New York.