April 26, 2006

Clinton Golf Game Shuts Down 5 Yr. Old's Birthday Party

The Secret Service shut down a 5 year old's birthday party because it was somehow interfering in former President Bill Clinton's golf game. Here's the kicker: the little girl was the daughter of porn star Sophia Rossi.

Right. We're sure you were there for your daughter's birthday, Sophia.... Or maybe it was to see the baby daddy?

In any event, here's the story: Clinton was about to hit his second shot on the fifth hole at Las Vegas Country Club on Saturday when Secret Service agents shut down the fireworks about to be launched by Sophia's daughter. Here's the scoop:

Bobby McKelvey, who had just set up the rocket on the edge of the fairway in the backyard of Rossi's home on Bel Air Drive, recalls hearing the stern words, "Sir, do not fire that rocket."

He looked up and saw two badge-flashing Secret Service agents running toward him, while three more agents came out from behind trees.

"We cannot have you shooting rockets at President Clinton," said one of the agents as he approached the party of 80, said McKelvey.

Clinton, in a party of more than a dozen, was about 50-75 yards away, said McKelvey, 41, who described himself as Rossi's manager.

The rocket, fired later, includes a parachute that explodes when the missile reaches a height of 300-350 feet, McKelvey said.

Rossi, a busty blonde who grew up in Las Vegas, is one of the stars in Jenna Jameson's Club Jenna lineup. "I'm just disappointed I didn't get a photo with him," said Rossi.

"If we'd known it was Bill Clinton, we would have invited him to the party," said McKelvey.

Pssst, Ms. Rossi. Had Clinton known a porn star was throwing a party on the back 9, I'm sure he would have invited himself.

No mention of whether or not Mrs. Clinton was accompanying the former President. Don't worry, though, Bill: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Posted by: Rusty at 08:28 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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1 In the good old day's, he would have joint the party!

Posted by: Dan at April 27, 2006 03:26 AM (Z2OsI)

2 Yeah, but would he have inhaled?

Posted by: Oyster at April 27, 2006 05:01 AM (YudAC)

3 Hell, he would probably have felt the kid up and tried to get a threesome with her and her mom.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at April 27, 2006 05:05 AM (0yYS2)

4 Still being a liberal bully what a scoundrel

Posted by: sandpiper at April 27, 2006 08:30 AM (kexrr)

5 Story's lame - more like an attempt to meet the mom.

Posted by: hondo at April 27, 2006 08:44 AM (SeBrl)

6 I can't believe it, my co-worker just bought a car for $37672. Isn't that crazy!

Posted by: Betsy Markum at May 23, 2006 06:58 PM (lXEHx)

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