December 18, 2005

Christmas is Great

So today I started off already in a pissy mood from the drive home Friday because I had to listen to this and this, but then there was this and I felt better. No wait a minute, OK. I at once realized that this is not about the USA “Security Act for Dealing with Terrorism Extension Bill of 2005”. Now I have a good idea. Add a three to five year extension to the current bill on Monday and leave the sundown dates in and get to leave town. Cool with me. The deal is we are sitting on a big string of success. Don't blink it’s just them trying to hold back the sea. Iraqi Success is just too much. Got to fight against the success of the Good old USA of A because were The NY Times, it's what we do!

Then today Condi was on TV and all was good(transcript eventually it's Fox they are slow to post this one for some stupid reason. Then Harry “what a punk” Reid. And then it was a good day off to the mall to pig and buy stuff. Not to bad really till I stopped to get milk at Wally World. Some group in from of me with lobotomies all the around. Each of them with his/her own pile of envelopes, cards and change. The one took at least two minutes with her Signature. Ok if you are not in a hurry the WTF are you doing in the “Quick Checkout Lane”, Ehem, The President is giving a speech in like two hours lady. Then at the gas station a DJ on the Radio just blanked old Harry out of the local newscast. I was standing there, and it says, ”House Minority Leader Harry……….. ……………..”. Then the news just continued on. I felt better and I hope you do to. Then I read this and felt even better. Double death for Zaqueery am I not correct he is already wanted dead there? I wonder how Jordan works that out? Read the related links as well, all good. I have to go now. President you know. Yes it all works out one way you can tell it's working is all the ruckess!!

Updated : link to transcript and what I thought was the chincher in the speech.

FOXNEWS:It is also important for every American to understand the consequences of pulling out of Iraq before our work is done. We would abandon our Iraqi friends and signal to the world that America cannot be trusted to keep its word.

See the terrorists first of all doubted our government had the gumption to act. Now they count on our people to falter. They believe "We the People" are soft and will loose heart and fail. That we can be easily waited out because as a society they are stronger than we. I'm willing to bet there is still some fight left in this dog. Don't let me and the rest fo the Nation down.

So while I'm at it Caption This pic of old Harry.

Updated : So now I have to pick winners. I hate that part. Due to some urgent stuff that must me done yesterday I'll be scarce for a few days. Not to worry the other bloggers are kickinig ass and taking names.

Winner Carter for : "Harry Reid fails a basic sobriety test, missing his nose and putting out a reporters eye"

Runners up Carlos for "Here, sniff my finger." Filthy for: "In my line of work I seldom need more than this".

Honorable mention Vinnie and traderrob although they post here so they can't win. And also Agent Smith's poem was good. See I would make you all winners if I could.



Posted by: Howie at 07:46 PM | Comments (22) | Add Comment
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1 Bend over and grab your ankles. I am YOUR friendly neighborhood proctologist.

Posted by: bubbe at December 18, 2005 08:22 PM (cbAi4)

2 I'm not for victory in Iraq ! Do you see any purple on this finger?

Posted by: mom at December 18, 2005 08:46 PM (2MV0m)

3 While searching for a Democratic position, I found this sticky green thing on the end of my finger.

Posted by: Bill at December 18, 2005 09:46 PM (e88kd)

4 Just like a Democrat bring the wrong finger to a flippin' the bird fight!

Posted by: hondo at December 18, 2005 09:47 PM (3aakz)

5 Harry Reid fails a basic sobriety test, missing his nose and putting out a reporter's eye.

Posted by: D. Carter at December 18, 2005 10:11 PM (xT77+)

6 Here, sniff my finger. *wink* *wink*

Posted by: Jesusland Carlos at December 18, 2005 11:10 PM (8e/V4)

7 Would you look at the size of that thing? And it came out of my nose!

Posted by: Rhino Spelunker at December 18, 2005 11:17 PM (fOs9F)

8 "Nancy! Quick! Pull my finger! Ahahahahahaha! Beat that one, Teddy!"

Posted by: Vinnie at December 18, 2005 11:44 PM (Kr6/f)

9 Yet another inductee into the Footy Umpire Hall of Fame!

Posted by: Macker at December 19, 2005 01:00 AM (D4Apj)

10 Hyvää joulua, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays et cetera and a Happy New Year 2006, hope 2005 won't go out with a bang like 2004. Ok, back to December-time of keeping my ideas to myself to avoid ruining peoples holiday spirit. See ya next year, maybe.

Posted by: A Finn at December 19, 2005 01:58 AM (cWMi4)

11 Would you guys PLEASE do something about that vulture sitting up there among the lights! It's really freaking me out. Oddly enough Pelosi and Kennedy have said that its been following them around as well.

Posted by: Graeme at December 19, 2005 04:29 AM (Wtu+d)

12 "In my line of work, I seldom need more than this"

Posted by: Filthy at December 19, 2005 04:36 AM (uxn8Q)

13 Agent Jones in a "Finnman Moment" opines on Christmas. Twas the night before Christmas and through the White House, Every inhabitant was scratching wounds from the big louse. The Constitution was hanging in tattered despair, while a fat-faced advisor stuffed his face with eclairs. The louse was engorged having drank the nations' blood, while the country that was bitten was praising him with love. Oh Christmas, the holiday of Jesus Supreme, how prostituted your birthday has become for those who skim cream.

Posted by: Agent Smith at December 19, 2005 06:12 AM (fyK10)

14 This little booger on my finger means more to me than all the American troops in Iraq.

Posted by: Pigilito at December 19, 2005 06:14 AM (EBtsC)

15 LOL - D. Carter!!! So I told my wife, "Don't buy me anymore of these awful ties!"

Posted by: Oyster at December 19, 2005 07:46 AM (YudAC)

16 Frist: "Put that away Harry, You don't know where that fingers been!"

Posted by: traderrob at December 19, 2005 08:32 AM (3al54)

17 "Just one dirty sanchez....that's all I ask! Just don't make me beg....that makes me feel filthy!"

Posted by: scarletbegonia at December 19, 2005 09:14 AM (EpecC)

18 "I tell you, I was for this war before I was against it. Or was I against it before I was for it. Damn finger, quit changing my mind."

Posted by: jesusland joe at December 19, 2005 09:17 AM (rUyw4)

19 My favorite part what where Chris asks him. Going to give bank that Abramof money? Go read the transcript. Ok done I hope. Now let me translate. He said, "No".

Posted by: Howie at December 19, 2005 09:21 AM (D3+20)

20 FCUK YOU mr. President...DAMN IT WRONG FINGER AGAIN!!...man i'm stupid

Posted by: Billy Faeth at December 19, 2005 11:22 AM (T1JIe)

21 Celebrat a polticly incorrect christmas with turkey and the trimmins as well and gifts and a real tree and a nativity in your front yard and nuts with what the atheist jarkwads nextdoor says and screw the city council GI Joe for the boys Barbie for the girls and just shut up and pass the the roast beast

Posted by: sandpiper at December 19, 2005 01:49 PM (A2P9P)

22 Oh My! I dug so far up my nose, I don't know if that's a booger or my brain. Hard to tell, both are all hard and dried up, and about the same size. Oh well, ummmmmm yummy!!

Posted by: memphis761 at December 20, 2005 10:39 AM (D3+20)

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