May 11, 2006
Carry-on Bag Update: Pork Leather?
Packing update: In response to the many suggestions made by readers
here about what I ought to take with me in my carry-on bag, just in case the fit hits the shan, the following thought occured to me:
Do they make a pig-skin leather? Because if they did, that would solve a lot of problems.
Pork dual action strangling /mujahidin repellent belt: check
Patent pig-skin leather 10 eyed steel-toed Dr. Martin's boots / hijacker club: check
Ham wristwatch band, with boomerang action and concealed strangling wires: check
What else am I still missing?
Update by Vinnie
Rusty, all you're missing are these in case you get wounded in battle. Thanks to Beth for that one.
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10:21 AM
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Take Last Gasp Human Shield Larry .... PLEASE!!!!
Posted by: hondo at May 11, 2006 11:09 AM (SeBrl)
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Just carry a football (American version) on board, if trouble happens tell the Islamofacist to go deep, broke back mountain deep. Then when he comes storming through your offensive line to defend his shamed sheep humping manhood, Burt Reynolds the old pig skin into his shriveled goat aides infected planters nut sack. Then yell Ahman Green fumbles the ball (again) and let the Packers fan's pile on.
Posted by: SPO at May 11, 2006 11:46 AM (OZn2O)
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May the force be with you Master.
Posted by: Howie at May 11, 2006 12:37 PM (D3+20)
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Just go ahead and carry a knife- my wife this morning forgot her's was in her purse and didn't discover it until AFTER passing through screening...
The flight was delayed and she returned the knife (Kershaw folding full sized) to her car during the wait for the flight.
Sure glad we beefed up security.
Posted by: J Parker at May 11, 2006 06:49 PM (YK5fv)
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I wish I could point you to my archives. This is an idea I had years ago. I also pointed to an article where Jerusalem rabbis had permitted taking a pig on buses to use the fear of swine shrapnel as a deterrent.
CafePress
censored one of my designs for shirts. But
this and
this design got through.
And I've gone on the counter-offensive on my blog, putting something up until my blog is secured.
Posted by: Aaron's cc: at May 11, 2006 11:26 PM (ov6Vw)
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How about a pig skin jacket with the "hood" left on, ears and all? With the hood thrown back it would look like an ordinary leather jacket, pull up the hood and no jihadist would want to face PigMan!
Posted by: HD Wanderer at May 12, 2006 07:40 AM (nA9AR)
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