May 19, 2006

***BREAKING*** HOUSE REPUBLICANS VOTE TO FORCE LIBS TO WEAR IDENTITY PATCHES

***BREAKING: MUST CITE JAWA REPORT***

Fascist neocon House Rethuglikkkans passed a bill today that would force all Commie symp, leftist, BDS suffering Koskid moonbats to identify themselves with a yellow stripe down the back.

The bill has yet to go to the Senate, where, if approved, would be sent up for blessings by our wise and all-knowing Emperor ChimpyMcBusHitler. Assuming he can tear himself away from talking to God and exterminating all of the brown people for a few minutes.

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Posted by: Vinnie at 03:22 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 Good. make those liberal bastards wear stripes. Actually, pass a bill to have them shot on the steps of the capitol. Long live Hitler.

Posted by: Garner at May 19, 2006 03:36 PM (x7v0S)

2 Libs dont need no stinkin badges! Just look to see who votes for the leftist "Guest Worker" program. No badges needed! If they vote for amnesty you know they are libs!

Posted by: Jo macDougal at May 19, 2006 04:13 PM (D/4QM)

3 I thought there was already one; it's called a Dunce Cap...

Posted by: odrady at May 19, 2006 04:35 PM (FPlB1)

4 Will my liberal President wear one?

Posted by: Rod Stanton at May 19, 2006 05:38 PM (D/4QM)

5 If Jacques Chirac ever visits the U.S. again, Rod, then yes, your liberal president will have to wear one. Oh, man, did you leave yourself wide open for that one, bud.

Posted by: Vinnie at May 19, 2006 06:06 PM (/qy9A)

6 Look for road signs in Spanish/English. Coming soon to a highway near you! DamnBushty!

Posted by: Last gasp Larry at May 19, 2006 06:23 PM (FCC6c)

7 What's the problem?

Posted by: greyrooster at May 19, 2006 07:26 PM (AWtJU)

8 Vinnie - got me!

Posted by: Rod Stanton at May 20, 2006 06:25 AM (zqDHc)

9 I wish that scientists could come up with a way to make people turn purple when their brain malfunctions and they become a liberal; it'd save time with competency hearings and we could just lock them all up or send them to North Korea. No, wait, that'd be too cruel. The North Koreans are evil, but even they don't deserve that.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at May 20, 2006 07:36 PM (0yYS2)

10 Is there no limit to the cool little doodads and whatnots you are capable of posting with? I mean, a musical note? What's next, some html that visualizing Wonkette's bra?

Posted by: Rusty at May 23, 2006 10:22 AM (JQjhA)

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