I've insulted, desecrated, blasphemed, begged, and pleaded for a fatwa for well-over a year now and how do the Islamofascist pigs pay me back? By giving this guy a fatwa!! I am soooo jealous of Chris Byrne of The Anarchangel blog. The FBI contacted him a couple of days ago and told him they had credible evidence of a plot against his life made on Arabic websites. In the next post he warns whatever misunderstanderer of the RoP that had issued the fatwa that he owns a gun and will use it (picture of said gun here). In this post he reveals that the FBI told him that it was a Palestinian terrorist organization in Europe that had targetted him for Team Infidel's Koran desecration work.

This is my kinda guy! How come I'm not on your blogroll, man? It would be kinda like getting a fatwa by association or something. And as the proud owner of the Flush the Koran blog and the originator of the Karnival of the Koran Krapping let me say how disappointed I am that no one invited me to join Team Infidel!! For that, I issue a fatwa on you Chris Byrne. A fatwa on all of you Team Infidel!!

Hat tip: Gaijin Biker, Ryan, and David Gulliver for caring enough about my fatwa obsession to e-mail me this.

On a related note I just received the following e-mail from CAIR. It looks like it will be another 8-10 weeks before I can desecrate the Koran again......

Dear Friend:

Thank you for requesting a free English translation of the Quran, Islam s holy text, through the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) Explore the Quran campaign. If you already received your copy in the mail, we hope that you find it beneficial and you may disregard this e-mail.

Due to the overwhelming response to our campaign, we have temporarily depleted our existing supply of Qurans and are waiting for the arrival of a new shipment.

Please be assured that each person in the United States who requested a Quran will receive one within the next 8-10 weeks.

We appreciate your understanding and patience in this matter.

If you have received this mailing in error, or did not request a copy of the Quran to be shipped to your address, please let us know by e-mailing QURAN@cair-net.org or calling 1-800-784-7526.

Posted by: Rusty at 02:22 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 There's your problem, Rusty. The Quran is only considered "holy" if it is printed in Arabic, as were the ones that Byrne and crew demolished. As soon as the Quran is translated, it ceases to be the "word of Allah", which, of course, begs the question, "what kind of dimestore 'god' speaks only one language?"

Posted by: The Dread Pundit Bluto at July 17, 2005 04:28 PM (RHG+K)

2 Quite so... get an Arabic one, or it doesn't count.

Posted by: Kathy K at July 17, 2005 05:03 PM (PD84x)

3 he sure is armed to the teeth....daym, all he needs is a bazooka and some claymores and he is set....i wish him good hunting

Posted by: THANOS35 at July 17, 2005 05:30 PM (5sR9u)

4 I brought a Arabic Qur'ran back from my time in the Middle East. The people I gave to as a gift found it be a perfect support for the lower shelf of their coffee table!

Posted by: Marcus Aurelius at July 17, 2005 06:33 PM (mQTvx)

5 They make good coasters too, and if you get the kind with the high quality paper where the pages are real thin, they make good TP.

Posted by: Improbulus Maximus at July 17, 2005 08:50 PM (0yYS2)

6 Despite what the other commenters have said...I think you got hosed, Rusty. Rip off!!!

Posted by: Feisty at July 17, 2005 10:19 PM (QBrm4)

7 "You was robbed!!"

Posted by: CDR Salamander at July 18, 2005 10:49 AM (PJ4Iq)

8 Maybe someday the terrorists can learn to hate me too? Maybe, in time. Maybe, in time.

Posted by: Rusty Shackleford at July 18, 2005 12:10 PM (JQjhA)

9 Good Service

Posted by: Frank Johnson at July 18, 2005 11:52 PM (NMCqV)

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